- ConkertheGreat: If you don't wank for like a week, it shoots further
ConkertheGreat: I wonder why that is
PsyberSykoZ01: Buildup and shit
ConkertheGreat: so theoritically, if you don't wank for a decade, you could shoot someone in the head and kill them from over a hundred yards
- <AIM-ConkertheGreat> asshat
<PsyberSykoZ01> Erm
<PsyberSykoZ01> That's a classic case of "Fuck, wrong button"
<AIM-ConkertheGreat> Good thing you aren't at a missile silo
- PsyberSykoZ01: God
PsyberSykoZ01: There's nothing to fucking eat
ConkertheGreat: Shoes
PsyberSykoZ01: Sure
PsyberSykoZ01: I could eat SHOES
PsyberSykoZ01: Sure man
PsyberSykoZ01: Sure
PsyberSykoZ01: I think I'll go make a fluffernutter or some shit
PsyberSykoZ01: Jesus, shoes
PsyberSykoZ01: Back, and i ate a fluffernutter.
PsyberSykoZ01: Shoes
PsyberSykoZ01: Jesus you pagan horsefucker, what were you thinking?
ConkertheGreat: Uh
ConkertheGreat: shoes?
- PsyberSykoZ01: Whoa
ConkertheGreat: Alright Keanu, calm down
- rogaine965: *Gives Brian a foot massage on the couch*
EastArcadia85: *arches back and orgasms*
EastArcadia85: @_@
EastArcadia85: >_>
- mcsim02: since when did you have a robot?
SoCoFlamingo: he's on my computer
SoCoFlamingo: laying down really sexy
mcsim02: uh...huh....
mcsim02: theres gonna be some big burly men in white suits comming in your house in a minute...now theyre going to take you to a happy place with lots of candy...
SoCoFlamingo: k-mart?
mcsim02: yes. k-mart.
- PsyberSykoZ01: Unlike a worm, a virus cannot infect other computers without assistance. It is propagated by vectors such as humans trading programs with their friends (see SEX).
PsyberSykoZ01: lmfao lmfao lmfao
Fanky04: WTFLOL
PsyberSykoZ01: Dude
PsyberSykoZ01: This is a real dictionary thing under "computer virus"
PsyberSykoZ01: Yes, trading files with friends is like having SEX
PsyberSykoZ01: Spanky, we've fucked eachother a lot
PsyberSykoZ01: Many losers tend to blame *everything* that doesn't work as they had expected on virus attacks.
Fanky04 wants to send file optical.exe: SEX PLZ
PsyberSykoZ01: OH SPANKY YES OH GOD YES
PsyberSykoZ01: OH LIKE THAT
PsyberSykoZ01 received C:\windows\desktop\optical.exe.
PsyberSykoZ01: *sighs and blows his load*
- PsyberSykoZ01: Oh shit...
PsyberSykoZ01: Ugh, this is sick
PsyberSykoZ01: This is a horse insemenation place
PsyberSykoZ01: They get male horses to fuck stuff then shove it into the females
Fanky04: sweet
Fanky04: that'd be fun
PsyberSykoZ01: .....
PsyberSykoZ01: You know, the scary thing is I know you're not joking.
- RakTehLessar: you're probably with the rest of the posers that are like OMG RvB
RakTehLessar: and the homestar is teh lose
PsyberSykoZ01: Homestar < AOL
PsyberSykoZ01: Homestar blows
RakTehLessar: AOL < your penis
PsyberSykoZ01: Mmm
RakTehLessar: your penis < homestar
RakTehLessar: homestar == RvB
PsyberSykoZ01: Whomg, paradox
RakTehLessar: if(PsyberSykoZ01!=likehomestar)
RakTehLessar: {
RakTehLessar: }
PsyberSykoZ01: OH NO YOU DIDN'T
RakTehLessar: all insults are magnified through java.
- Fanky04: dang, wtf, too much hair by my pee pee
Fanky04: </random>
Fanky04: it's like I'm petting my dog
Fanky04: <_<
- mcsim02: omg i just had the weirdest random sound in my head...
mcsim02: you know in Mario Party...when toad says "Chance Time!"...yea, that just popped into my head
mcsim02: oO
mcsim02: too much cranberry juice i think
- <firesnake> no one *needs* to overclock.
<firesnake> that's a penis thing
- PsyberSykoZ01: Why you send me this stuff i see for myself no ruin game whore
ConkertheGreat: you are slow at playing game so I laugh ahahhaha
PsyberSykoZ01: fear noodles pants man
ConkertheGreat: Never! For I shant be wraught upon with turkey like horror!
PsyberSykoZ01: your forget the doorway of doom, young grasshopper!
ConkertheGreat: Robots shall power my foot towards your epicenter!
PsyberSykoZ01: not as long as peanut butter remains!
PsyberSykoZ01: gtg, bbl, afk, lol, stfu, rtfm, kthxbi
- Fanky04: "In theory, everytime a man makes love to a women, he produces enough sperm to fertilize every woman in Europe"
Fanky04: sweet
PsyberSykoZ01: Jesus man
PsyberSykoZ01: One guy really can repopulate the planet XD
PsyberSykoZ01: Man, bed sounds really good right now.
PsyberSykoZ01: I'm off in like 2 minutes
Fanky04: no
Fanky04: 23 men
Fanky04: that's what Animal Planet said anyway :-P
PsyberSykoZ01: ?
PsyberSykoZ01: What?
Fanky04: said it would take 23 men
PsyberSykoZ01: "In theory, everytime a man makes love to a women, he produces enough sperm to fertilize every woman in Europe" <-- that's one
Fanky04: EUROPE
PsyberSykoZ01: Yes
Fanky04: there's still a whole nother worl
PsyberSykoZ01: But that;s only one load
Fanky04: yeah
PsyberSykoZ01: If he blew his load 7 times, I mean jesus =D
PsyberSykoZ01: Two for asia of course
Fanky04: it's saying if they only allow one love making
PsyberSykoZ01: ?
Fanky04: if 23 men made love only ONCE, they could repopulate
PsyberSykoZ01: .....that sounds sooo wrong...
- <+Atob> Any gay/bisexual French people want to chat?
<+PsyberSyko> Well that was redundant
- BiteMeImAPickle: you need to get diablo 2
PsyberSykoZ01: Isn't it really light on system resources?
PsyberSykoZ01: I could probably run it now
BiteMeImAPickle: yeah it is
BiteMeImAPickle: but
BiteMeImAPickle: its like the most addicting game ive ever played
PsyberSykoZ01: I mean I could play Unreal Tournament: Game of the Year edition
PsyberSykoZ01: Granted, it was basically a slideshow entitled: YOU DIE NOW
PsyberSykoZ01: But I could, which is the point.
- ConkertheGreat: FUCK YOU
PsyberSykoZ01: FUCK YOU
ConkertheGreat: AND YOUR LITTLE DOGGY TOO
PsyberSykoZ01: YOU LEAVE YOUR MOM OUT OF THIS
- GeorgeTheFHydrnt: http://web.tickle.com/tests/uiq/
GeorgeTheFHydrnt: i got a 122
PsyberSykoZ01: I don't trust online IQ tests
GeorgeTheFHydrnt: why?
PsyberSykoZ01: Well for starters that one gave you a 122.
- ConkertheGreat: my friend Ryan sent me this long ass Email about christian college proffesor who had this kid do ten pushups for everyone in class, and gave them a donut. And at the end he made some comparison about Jesus suffering for us and that we don't take for granted what we get.
ConkertheGreat: I sent back one line to him
ConkertheGreat: "Ryan, what the hell was that?"
- PsyberSykoZ01: It's taking 50 seconds to empty my recycle bin
Mayotte Utsurigi: o_o
PsyberSykoZ01: *is deleting many files*
Mayotte Utsurigi: The other day... my disk cleanup did Compress old files thingy... and it was a freaking gig
PsyberSykoZ01: Damn
PsyberSykoZ01: I read disk as dick at first XD
Mayotte Utsurigi: Well that too >_>;;;;
PsyberSykoZ01: XD
PsyberSykoZ01: Dick Cleanup: Compress old sperm.
PsyberSykoZ01: Testies free space: 1 cubic inch.
PsyberSykoZ01: Congrats, you're sterile!
- PsyberSykoZ01: Why is this fucking me up the arse
Lancewheat: because it is fueled by pain
Lancewheat: ?
PsyberSykoZ01: NO
PsyberSykoZ01: I LIKE IT
PsyberSykoZ01: I LIKE THE BLACK COX, ANDY
PsyberSykoZ01: GIVE ME MORE
PsyberSykoZ01: OH YEAH BABY
Lancewheat: um...i have to...go..over here....now
PsyberSykoZ01: ...could we pretend that never happened?
Lancewheat: yes. let's.
Lancewheat: I SURE DO LIKE POTATOES
PsyberSykoZ01: ME TOO YOU CAN MAKE FRIES AND SEX WITH THEM
PsyberSykoZ01: I mean they taste good.
Lancewheat: that they do
- mcsim02: dude...but they attacked AMERICA...and people DIED...and people never die, especially in America. and and and think of all those poor families that had loved ones killed, imagine how that must feel...i bet only they know the pain because they are the only families in the world that have had people close to them killed by terrorists, or anything at all.
- PsyberSykoZ01: My dad's such a dumbass.
PsyberSykoZ01: Every time the computer crashes he does a manual reboot. Every illegal operation, error, EVERYTHING.
PsyberSykoZ01: And we have Windows 98.
PsyberSykoZ01: I'm surprised our HDD hasn't exploded yet.
- PsyberSykoZ01: Earlier today I took a cruel duke
taco rawk: king size?
PsyberSykoZ01: I would describe that shit as giving birth to an extremely viscious liquid pitchfork through my ass.
- lvl30druid: do you know what hentai is?
PsyberSykoZ01: lmao, indeed I do.
lvl30druid: what is it cause my friend was like "do you look at hentai and im like uhhh and he's like okie never mind bye and im like okie bye
PsyberSykoZ01: XD
lvl30druid: yea i know
PsyberSykoZ01: You know Japanese anime?
lvl30druid: yea
lvl30druid: DBZ!
lvl30druid: lol
PsyberSykoZ01: Like that, but naked.
lvl30druid: .....
- mcsim02: you know...one day the word pron is actually going to replace the word porn for good...and then in the year 2055 some internet geek is gonna think hes really funny by calling it 'porn' instead of 'pron'...and it will be a horrible horrible cycle