- PsyberSykoZ01: OML
PsyberSykoZ01: I should register zerg.com
PsyberSykoZ01: and make it so when you load it it's like hamster dance but with zergs
PsyberSykoZ01: and at the top it says OMG ZERG RUSH KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE ^____________________^
taco rawk: yes
taco rawk: that would be a good way to spend money jaron. good investment.
PsyberSykoZ01: lmfao
- dantown81: i'm so glad i remembered that my site wasn't working :-P
PsyberSykoZ01: Whyso?
dantown81: so you could tell me how to fix it you interweb laxative you :-P
- PsyberSykoZ01: What if God was a n00b and typed in all caps?
Fanky04: then all caps would be perfect
PsyberSykoZ01: LOL UR FUNY MOZES
Fanky04: >_>
PsyberSykoZ01: I KIL UR PEOPL NOW LOL
PsyberSykoZ01: *smite*
Fanky04: NO LOLZ HE KILLZ PHARRWHORE
PsyberSykoZ01: LOLE THEY ON FIRE
Fanky04: MOZEZ GETS AWAY
Fanky04: THROUGH TEH OCEAN
PsyberSykoZ01: NOT LATER LOLEZ
PsyberSykoZ01: Later in the bible he smites the jews..
PsyberSykoZ01: over...
PsyberSykoZ01: and over....
PsyberSykoZ01: and over....
Fanky04: I smite my jew ;-)
PsyberSykoZ01: I mean for being his chosen people he kicks their ASS
PsyberSykoZ01: Ha ha ah
PsyberSykoZ01: That is the best euphism for masturbation that I've ever heard.
- HomeyDawgD: lol I turned on the radio to show my dad that not all the music i listen to is angsty and the first thing i hear is "I HATE EYERYTHING!"
HomeyDawgD: I then turned off the radio
- GreenSkaRadio (8:06:50 PM): I'll be back, going to get something to drinkski.
PsyberSykoZ01 (8:07:06 PM): *nodn0r*
PsyberSykoZ01 (8:36:46 PM): What're you doing, milking the cow yourself?
PsyberSykoZ01 (8:37:05 PM): Jesus man.
- OldSkoolSykotik: I heard you got caught for possession
PsyberSykoZ01: Of intelligence, yes.
PsyberSykoZ01: It's a crime to have that in the US.
- PsyberSykoZ01: I've given up wanking
PsyberSykoZ01: And porn
rogaine965: ...you've become a monk?
PsyberSykoZ01: *explodes laughing*
- PsyberSykoZ01: I don't think one of your borthers would have done it on purpose...?
Fanky04: no
PsyberSykoZ01: =/
Fanky04: You know... I was typing "I don't think they're that stupid", and I stopped in the middle, and erased it
- OldSkoolSykotik: Dude my mouth burns so bad
PsyberSykoZ01: ?
PsyberSykoZ01: Oh come on, semen doesn't sting *that* much.
- Water5FOX: why are you asking me im a nobody remember
OldSkoolSykotik: Cause I value your opinions and respect you as a human being
OldSkoolSykotik: See the cool thing about the internet is I can say that and you cant tell that Im laughing
- OldSkoolSykotik: And apparently there is a girl that whores herself out for XP
PsyberSykoZ01: XP?
OldSkoolSykotik: Experience Points
OldSkoolSykotik: In a PnP RPG
PsyberSykoZ01: Oh
PsyberSykoZ01: ...
OldSkoolSykotik: She has sex with the Dungeon Master for XP
PsyberSykoZ01: ....................
PsyberSykoZ01: Like IRL?
OldSkoolSykotik: Yeah its weird
OldSkoolSykotik: Yes
PsyberSykoZ01: ..........and this really happened?
OldSkoolSykotik: Apparently so
PsyberSykoZ01: ..........right, so I'm going to go purify my mind with a 9mm, bbl
- DarKoZero: penis envy: Noun - The supposed wish of a girl or woman to have a penis, postulated by Sigmund Freud as a cause of feelings of inferiority and psychic conflict.
Lancewheat: yeah, i knew that, so?
PsyberSykoZ01: What the fuck?
PsyberSykoZ01: Is that real?
Lancewheat: yes, it's a basic fruedian principle
PsyberSykoZ01: What is it called when i wish I could have a vagina for a day?
PsyberSykoZ01: clit curiousity?
TreborSelbon: horny
- PsyberSykoZ01: What's up?
Fanky04: Nothing
PsyberSykoZ01: ...sounds fun
Fanky04: oh yeah
PsyberSykoZ01: www.kazaa.com + www.vasaline.com
PsyberSykoZ01: Have fun
Fanky04: www.kazaa.com + www.shower-with-shampoo.com
Fanky04: Have more fun
- ConkertheGreat: I had a dream where some guy was in court
ConkertheGreat: and I was in the court
ConkertheGreat: and he was being really wierd and stuff
ConkertheGreat: and then he passed out a bunch of musical instruments and said something intelligent, and turned into a dragon and disapeared in a brilliant flash of what appeared to be dark light
ConkertheGreat: so I guess he's not guilty
- GeorgeTheFHydrnt: i just had to finish about 100 cpm problems
GeorgeTheFHydrnt: stupid cpm
PsyberSykoZ01: Oh God
PsyberSykoZ01: I forgot about CPM
GeorgeTheFHydrnt: you must not forget about the stupidity of the cpm,
GeorgeTheFHydrnt: it rivals the stupidity of me
PsyberSykoZ01: lmao
GeorgeTheFHydrnt: really it does
PsyberSykoZ01: Jason, you're smart with a dash of insanity and an odd way of interacting with the world that comes out as stupid
GeorgeTheFHydrnt: ?!?!
GeorgeTheFHydrnt: now whats that supposed to mean?
PsyberSykoZ01: ........or yeah, you could just be dumb as a log.
GeorgeTheFHydrnt: i like logs
- PsyberSykoZ01: brb
PsyberSykoZ01: Back
Fanky04: no you're not
PsyberSykoZ01: You're right
Fanky04: =-O
PsyberSykoZ01: I'm really Jaron's dad
Fanky04: I knewed it
PsyberSykoZ01: He told me you've been giving him pornography on the internet.
PsyberSykoZ01: Is this true?
Fanky04: probably
PsyberSykoZ01: What is your phone number? Where do you live? I'm calling your parents
PsyberSykoZ01: How old are you?
Fanky04: I love you
PsyberSykoZ01: I have a wife, son
PsyberSykoZ01: I don't need your child-love
- taco rawk: new user on tla?
taco rawk: TwelveFeetTall
Lancewheat: hmm
Lancewheat: no idea
Lancewheat: although
Lancewheat: for some reason that looks very familiar
Lancewheat: i have seen "twelvefeettall" somewhere very recently
Lancewheat: not sure where though
PsyberSykoZ01: Oh, I know where
Lancewheat: where?
PsyberSykoZ01: Must've been my post in the "measure your penis" topic
Lancewheat: harrrr
taco rawk: lmao
- ConkertheGreat: dad wants me in bed
PsyberSykoZ01: ....
PsyberSykoZ01: That sounds so fucking wrong.
ConkertheGreat signed off at 8:35:58 pm.
- Fanky04: lmao, poor habbo guy... he has stickies in his "Aussie Rebels" room, and I wrote junk all over it, and he is mad at me :-P
Fanky04: OH NO! HE'S GOING TO TYPE AT ME!!! I MIGHT DIE JARON!! HELP MEEEEEE!
PsyberSykoZ01: Oh God
PsyberSykoZ01: "TO MAKE YOU FEEL SORRY I WILL TYPE IN ALL CAPS AS IF I WERE SHOUTING AND YOU ACTUALLY CARED."
Fanky04: YES!
PsyberSykoZ01: "AND THEN I WILL TYPE IN CAPS SOME MORE. SO HA."
PsyberSykoZ01: "I BET YOU'RE CRYING NOW."
PsyberSykoZ01: "..."
- PsyberSykoZ01: Would you hit that?
EastArcadia85: Of course.
PsyberSykoZ01: I wouldn't, he looks like he has herpees. o_o
EastArcadia85: So? It will add another point to the scoreboard me and my jock friends are keeping!
PsyberSykoZ01: Brian, that was the best recovery+pwn I have ever seen. I'm almost in tears.
- PsyberSykoZ01: brb
PsyberSykoZ01 signed off at 5:37:15 PM.
PsyberSykoZ01 signed on at 11:55:17 PM.
DarKoZero: Nice going. >_>;
- PsyberSykoZ01: I hate to say this, my friend, but I'm out like Janet Jackson's right breast during a publicity stunt.
- PsyberSykoZ01: I just asked a question in PHP
PsyberSykoZ01: I'm such a fucking loser =D
taco rawk: lmao
taco rawk: possible reasons for me not coming are i'm a son of a bitch.
taco rawk: i mean i want to go to visit my brother and my sister in canada
PsyberSykoZ01: Ohhhhhh
taco rawk: sister = cousin
PsyberSykoZ01: So nothing li...wtf?
PsyberSykoZ01: Now that's a fucked up family tree
taco rawk: but reasons i might not do that: me being a son of a bitc.
taco rawk: NO!
taco rawk: LMAO
taco rawk: LMFAO
taco rawk: WHOMG
taco rawk: LMAO
taco rawk: *dies of laughter*
taco rawk: oooooh janor
- PsyberSykoZ01: I did have a lucid dream once
ConkertheGreat: rally
ConkertheGreat: I had a few almost lucid, and about 3 lucid ones
ConkertheGreat: the almost lucids I was like "No I don't have a condom"
PsyberSykoZ01: I rememeber doing ninja flips (conker katana style) through a suburban street at 3am holding a lightsaber O_o
PsyberSykoZ01: WTF
PsyberSykoZ01: DUDE
PsyberSykoZ01: Okay.
ConkertheGreat: Yeah, in a dream
PsyberSykoZ01: When you turn down wet dreams because you don't have an imaginary condom, you know something is wrong.
- Auto response from mcsim02: Once Nevada is out of the way, the Mexicans will move in from the South ("si si si si si si") and the Mormons will advance from the East ("bible bible bible bible") and a cataclysmic war will take place, all in the state of California. Let's see how The Govenator handles this one. <3 little jon forever
- PsyberSykoZ01: Okay
PsyberSykoZ01: I had my popup blocker off
PsyberSykoZ01: And a popup came up saying "Are you tired of popups like this one? Click here to get a pop-up blocker!"
towliembasador: lmao
towliembasador: oy
PsyberSykoZ01: God, that's like shooting someone and saying "Are you tired of violence like that you just experienced?"
- ConkertheGreat: If you don't wank for like a week, it shoots further
ConkertheGreat: I wonder why that is
PsyberSykoZ01: Buildup and shit
ConkertheGreat: so theoritically, if you don't wank for a decade, you could shoot someone in the head and kill them from over a hundred yards
- <AIM-ConkertheGreat> asshat
<PsyberSykoZ01> Erm
<PsyberSykoZ01> That's a classic case of "Fuck, wrong button"
<AIM-ConkertheGreat> Good thing you aren't at a missile silo
- PsyberSykoZ01: God
PsyberSykoZ01: There's nothing to fucking eat
ConkertheGreat: Shoes
PsyberSykoZ01: Sure
PsyberSykoZ01: I could eat SHOES
PsyberSykoZ01: Sure man
PsyberSykoZ01: Sure
PsyberSykoZ01: I think I'll go make a fluffernutter or some shit
PsyberSykoZ01: Jesus, shoes
PsyberSykoZ01: Back, and i ate a fluffernutter.
PsyberSykoZ01: Shoes
PsyberSykoZ01: Jesus you pagan horsefucker, what were you thinking?
ConkertheGreat: Uh
ConkertheGreat: shoes?
- PsyberSykoZ01: Whoa
ConkertheGreat: Alright Keanu, calm down
- rogaine965: *Gives Brian a foot massage on the couch*
EastArcadia85: *arches back and orgasms*
EastArcadia85: @_@
EastArcadia85: >_>
- mcsim02: since when did you have a robot?
SoCoFlamingo: he's on my computer
SoCoFlamingo: laying down really sexy
mcsim02: uh...huh....
mcsim02: theres gonna be some big burly men in white suits comming in your house in a minute...now theyre going to take you to a happy place with lots of candy...
SoCoFlamingo: k-mart?
mcsim02: yes. k-mart.
- PsyberSykoZ01: Unlike a worm, a virus cannot infect other computers without assistance. It is propagated by vectors such as humans trading programs with their friends (see SEX).
PsyberSykoZ01: lmfao lmfao lmfao
Fanky04: WTFLOL
PsyberSykoZ01: Dude
PsyberSykoZ01: This is a real dictionary thing under "computer virus"
PsyberSykoZ01: Yes, trading files with friends is like having SEX
PsyberSykoZ01: Spanky, we've fucked eachother a lot
PsyberSykoZ01: Many losers tend to blame *everything* that doesn't work as they had expected on virus attacks.
Fanky04 wants to send file optical.exe: SEX PLZ
PsyberSykoZ01: OH SPANKY YES OH GOD YES
PsyberSykoZ01: OH LIKE THAT
PsyberSykoZ01 received C:\windows\desktop\optical.exe.
PsyberSykoZ01: *sighs and blows his load*
- PsyberSykoZ01: Oh shit...
PsyberSykoZ01: Ugh, this is sick
PsyberSykoZ01: This is a horse insemenation place
PsyberSykoZ01: They get male horses to fuck stuff then shove it into the females
Fanky04: sweet
Fanky04: that'd be fun
PsyberSykoZ01: .....
PsyberSykoZ01: You know, the scary thing is I know you're not joking.
- RakTehLessar: you're probably with the rest of the posers that are like OMG RvB
RakTehLessar: and the homestar is teh lose
PsyberSykoZ01: Homestar < AOL
PsyberSykoZ01: Homestar blows
RakTehLessar: AOL < your penis
PsyberSykoZ01: Mmm
RakTehLessar: your penis < homestar
RakTehLessar: homestar == RvB
PsyberSykoZ01: Whomg, paradox
RakTehLessar: if(PsyberSykoZ01!=likehomestar)
RakTehLessar: {
RakTehLessar: }
PsyberSykoZ01: OH NO YOU DIDN'T
RakTehLessar: all insults are magnified through java.
- Fanky04: dang, wtf, too much hair by my pee pee
Fanky04: </random>
Fanky04: it's like I'm petting my dog
Fanky04: <_<
- mcsim02: omg i just had the weirdest random sound in my head...
mcsim02: you know in Mario Party...when toad says "Chance Time!"...yea, that just popped into my head
mcsim02: oO
mcsim02: too much cranberry juice i think
- <firesnake> no one *needs* to overclock.
<firesnake> that's a penis thing
- PsyberSykoZ01: Why you send me this stuff i see for myself no ruin game whore
ConkertheGreat: you are slow at playing game so I laugh ahahhaha
PsyberSykoZ01: fear noodles pants man
ConkertheGreat: Never! For I shant be wraught upon with turkey like horror!
PsyberSykoZ01: your forget the doorway of doom, young grasshopper!
ConkertheGreat: Robots shall power my foot towards your epicenter!
PsyberSykoZ01: not as long as peanut butter remains!
PsyberSykoZ01: gtg, bbl, afk, lol, stfu, rtfm, kthxbi
- Fanky04: "In theory, everytime a man makes love to a women, he produces enough sperm to fertilize every woman in Europe"
Fanky04: sweet
PsyberSykoZ01: Jesus man
PsyberSykoZ01: One guy really can repopulate the planet XD
PsyberSykoZ01: Man, bed sounds really good right now.
PsyberSykoZ01: I'm off in like 2 minutes
Fanky04: no
Fanky04: 23 men
Fanky04: that's what Animal Planet said anyway :-P
PsyberSykoZ01: ?
PsyberSykoZ01: What?
Fanky04: said it would take 23 men
PsyberSykoZ01: "In theory, everytime a man makes love to a women, he produces enough sperm to fertilize every woman in Europe" <-- that's one
Fanky04: EUROPE
PsyberSykoZ01: Yes
Fanky04: there's still a whole nother worl
PsyberSykoZ01: But that;s only one load
Fanky04: yeah
PsyberSykoZ01: If he blew his load 7 times, I mean jesus =D
PsyberSykoZ01: Two for asia of course
Fanky04: it's saying if they only allow one love making
PsyberSykoZ01: ?
Fanky04: if 23 men made love only ONCE, they could repopulate
PsyberSykoZ01: .....that sounds sooo wrong...
- <+Atob> Any gay/bisexual French people want to chat?
<+PsyberSyko> Well that was redundant
- BiteMeImAPickle: you need to get diablo 2
PsyberSykoZ01: Isn't it really light on system resources?
PsyberSykoZ01: I could probably run it now
BiteMeImAPickle: yeah it is
BiteMeImAPickle: but
BiteMeImAPickle: its like the most addicting game ive ever played
PsyberSykoZ01: I mean I could play Unreal Tournament: Game of the Year edition
PsyberSykoZ01: Granted, it was basically a slideshow entitled: YOU DIE NOW
PsyberSykoZ01: But I could, which is the point.
- ConkertheGreat: FUCK YOU
PsyberSykoZ01: FUCK YOU
ConkertheGreat: AND YOUR LITTLE DOGGY TOO
PsyberSykoZ01: YOU LEAVE YOUR MOM OUT OF THIS
- GeorgeTheFHydrnt: http://web.tickle.com/tests/uiq/
GeorgeTheFHydrnt: i got a 122
PsyberSykoZ01: I don't trust online IQ tests
GeorgeTheFHydrnt: why?
PsyberSykoZ01: Well for starters that one gave you a 122.
- ConkertheGreat: my friend Ryan sent me this long ass Email about christian college proffesor who had this kid do ten pushups for everyone in class, and gave them a donut. And at the end he made some comparison about Jesus suffering for us and that we don't take for granted what we get.
ConkertheGreat: I sent back one line to him
ConkertheGreat: "Ryan, what the hell was that?"
- PsyberSykoZ01: It's taking 50 seconds to empty my recycle bin
Mayotte Utsurigi: o_o
PsyberSykoZ01: *is deleting many files*
Mayotte Utsurigi: The other day... my disk cleanup did Compress old files thingy... and it was a freaking gig
PsyberSykoZ01: Damn
PsyberSykoZ01: I read disk as dick at first XD
Mayotte Utsurigi: Well that too >_>;;;;
PsyberSykoZ01: XD
PsyberSykoZ01: Dick Cleanup: Compress old sperm.
PsyberSykoZ01: Testies free space: 1 cubic inch.
PsyberSykoZ01: Congrats, you're sterile!
- PsyberSykoZ01: Why is this fucking me up the arse
Lancewheat: because it is fueled by pain
Lancewheat: ?
PsyberSykoZ01: NO
PsyberSykoZ01: I LIKE IT
PsyberSykoZ01: I LIKE THE BLACK COX, ANDY
PsyberSykoZ01: GIVE ME MORE
PsyberSykoZ01: OH YEAH BABY
Lancewheat: um...i have to...go..over here....now
PsyberSykoZ01: ...could we pretend that never happened?
Lancewheat: yes. let's.
Lancewheat: I SURE DO LIKE POTATOES
PsyberSykoZ01: ME TOO YOU CAN MAKE FRIES AND SEX WITH THEM
PsyberSykoZ01: I mean they taste good.
Lancewheat: that they do
- mcsim02: dude...but they attacked AMERICA...and people DIED...and people never die, especially in America. and and and think of all those poor families that had loved ones killed, imagine how that must feel...i bet only they know the pain because they are the only families in the world that have had people close to them killed by terrorists, or anything at all.
- PsyberSykoZ01: My dad's such a dumbass.
PsyberSykoZ01: Every time the computer crashes he does a manual reboot. Every illegal operation, error, EVERYTHING.
PsyberSykoZ01: And we have Windows 98.
PsyberSykoZ01: I'm surprised our HDD hasn't exploded yet.
- PsyberSykoZ01: Earlier today I took a cruel duke
taco rawk: king size?
PsyberSykoZ01: I would describe that shit as giving birth to an extremely viscious liquid pitchfork through my ass.