- Schnibble SB01:
procedure (get.help);
var Jaron:person;
help:boolean;
begin
if help=false then
begin
Jaron.get.help;
help:=true; //thank you Jaron ^_^
end
else
terminate;
end;
PsyberSykoZ01: XD
- Bodom Wildchild: *runs away from vin diesel with his hands covering his ass*
- rogaine965: though i'd seriously worry about receiving a phone call from the 'department of homeland security'
rogaine965: the caller id will be from a payphone.
rogaine965: "Hello, this is the department of homeland security."
rogaine965: "uhh no, the caller id says you're calling from the payphone inside wal-mart.
rogaine965: and so, the story comes full circle.
rogaine965: so their office is in the women's restroom in a wal-mart.
rogaine965: *hits the tampon machine*
rogaine965: *paperwork comes out.*
rogaine965: that reminds me of the fonzie.
- EastArcadia85: yeah i guess it is good to an extent, there is always a good thing, and then a bad thing.. yar what am i talking about, i don't need to think right now.
EastArcadia85: i'm on a natural high
EastArcadia85: i must seduce more farm animals.
- Mayotte Utsurigi signed off at 18:52:03.
Mayotte Utsurigi signed on at 18:58:33.
Mayotte Utsurigi signed off at 19:09:34.
Mayotte Utsurigi signed on at 19:15:08.
Mayotte Utsurigi: My lifelong dream officially is to beat the living shit out of Bill Gates..
- EastArcadia85: You should still shoot her with acid even if she is nice.
EastArcadia85: Just shoot it out of your ass, like the bugs on starship troopers.
EastArcadia85: It works.
PsyberSykoZ01: O_o
EastArcadia85: Just eat mcdonalds.
- PsyberSykoZ01: ROFL
PsyberSykoZ01: ROFL
PsyberSykoZ01: AHHAAHHAA
PsyberSykoZ01: Okay
PsyberSykoZ01: I'm doing history homework about early america
PsyberSykoZ01: And they're talking about Washington's farewell adress which states that "Europe's interests have little or nothing to do with [America]" and basically said that America should stay out of the arrairs of foreign counrties. Well one of the homework questions asked "When he retired, Washington gave advice that later Presidents remembered. Is the President following that advice today? Explain why you think he is or is not."
PsyberSykoZ01: I wrote one word: "Iraq."
- Schnibble SB01: Anywho, do the red hover links look a bit blurred against the black background?
PsyberSykoZ01: Loading
Schnibble SB01: Or do I need new eyes?
PsyberSykoZ01: *kicks 56k hard*
PsyberSykoZ01: Whoa, you're hosted on my site, awesome
PsyberSykoZ01: Erm
Schnibble SB01: O_o I thought you knew that
PsyberSykoZ01: There are no red links
PsyberSykoZ01: Yeah but I'm memory boy
Schnibble SB01: Hover over a link
PsyberSykoZ01: Yes I have
PsyberSykoZ01: They're not changing color
Schnibble SB01: O_O
Schnibble SB01: Eh
Schnibble SB01: They turn red for me
PsyberSykoZ01: Hold up, I'm in your source like R Kelly in a teenager.
- ConkertheGreat wants to send file Tokyo City Philharmonic Orchestra - Chrono Trigger - Theme of Chrono Trigger.mp3: LSEBIANZ W/ BUCKETS OF CUM ON THER FACEZ!!! OMG SO HOT U CUM UR PANTS!!!
- EastArcadia85: it would be cool if cheney and bush morphed into a megazord.
- Fanky04: HAVE YOU NEVER SEEEEN MRS DOUBTFIRE?!
Fanky04: IT WAS ON THAT
Fanky04: CAUSE I SAWED IT
Fanky04: GARFIELD THE MOVIE JUNE ELEVENTH
Fanky04: I really do need sleep -_-
PsyberSykoZ01: Ha ha ha ha
PsyberSykoZ01: This is hilarious
PsyberSykoZ01: Me too O_DSO-s
PsyberSykoZ01: I going CRAZAY
Fanky04: I'm gonna end up saying something like.... like... I LOVE YOUR DAD AND ME AND HIM ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE
Fanky04: bah, tell your dad I'm sorry for revealing our secret :-\
PsyberSykoZ01: ...............DUDE WTF MY DAD SAID HE LOVED ME THE BESTE LAST NIGHT IN BED
Fanky04: LOLOL
PsyberSykoZ01: HE'S CHEATING ON ME?!/11/
Fanky04: I GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS(hehe, I said SSSSS)SSSSSSSSSSSSS
PsyberSykoZ01: ;_________________________________;
Fanky04: but yeah
Fanky04: ANYWAY
Fanky04: sleep time
PsyberSykoZ01: NEINER
PsyberSykoZ01: THIS IS FUN
PsyberSykoZ01: WE GONE KOOKAY
PsyberSykoZ01: Right
PsyberSykoZ01: Sleep
PsyberSykoZ01: Night love
Fanky04: WE GONE COOKY?
Fanky04: I GONE COOKY FOR COA COA PUFFS
PsyberSykoZ01: WE GONZED K00KAY
Fanky04: AND YOU GONE NOTHING
PsyberSykoZ01: OMG I R KUPO FOR KUPO NUTS
Fanky04: YOU JUST ALLZ LIKE "LOLOL 24 FORMS FOR ERRRRROR THAT IS EMPTAY"
PsyberSykoZ01: LOL BUT I FIX'D
Fanky04: LOL BUT STFU AND KILL A KITTEN
PsyberSykoZ01: BUT 51 KILL ME HARD
PsyberSykoZ01: OMG I DID
Fanky04: OH MY GOLLIE
PsyberSykoZ01: *HOLDS UP DEAD KITTEN*
Fanky04: I KNEW A GUY WHO MICROWAVED HIS CAT FOR FUN
Fanky04: NOT JOKING
Fanky04: I KID YOU NOT
PsyberSykoZ01: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S NOT COOL
Fanky04: AND STUFF
PsyberSykoZ01: ARE YOU SHITTING ME?
Fanky04: NO
Fanky04: NO
Fanky04: NO
PsyberSykoZ01: BECAUSE I'M SHITTING MYSELF
Fanky04: sweet
PsyberSykoZ01: ALL OVER MY PANTIES
PsyberSykoZ01: ONTO MY DRESSIE
Fanky04: sw00t
PsyberSykoZ01: IT HAS PRETTY FRILLS YOU KNOW
Fanky04: are you REALLY a pedophile?
PsyberSykoZ01: YSE
Fanky04: ok
Fanky04: just making sure
- mcsim02: my brain is loosing fluid!
PsyberSykoZ01: Go into safe mode.
mcsim02: i go into SLEEP MODE!
PsyberSykoZ01: Why is your brain loosing fluid, is it all going to your pen0r?
PsyberSykoZ01: LIAR SLEEP IS FOR PANSIES
PsyberSykoZ01: ...I'm going in like 5 min =P
mcsim02: lol
PsyberSykoZ01: I can't believe we just did that nerd joke
- ConkertheGreat: *did a search on "OMGWTFBBQ"
ConkertheGreat: four files
- ConkertheGreat: hi omg
ConkertheGreat: How are you doing in my pants?
ConkertheGreat: I'm doing fine in my pants
ConkertheGreat: I was just drinking from a straw in my pants
ConkertheGreat: Its a game called "In my pants" where you end every sentence with "in my pants"
ConkertheGreat: well
ConkertheGreat: someone's not home
PsyberSykoZ01: Back
PsyberSykoZ01: Dude
PsyberSykoZ01: I know about In My Pants
PsyberSykoZ01: Do NOT even try to teach me about In My Pants
PsyberSykoZ01: Or it's awesome cousin In The Bathtub
PsyberSykoZ01: Which is great for church hymns
PsyberSykoZ01: "He died, the great Redeemer died..IN THE BATHTUB."
PsyberSykoZ01: "I feel my savior's love...IN THE BATHTUB"
PsyberSykoZ01: "Families can be together forever...IN THE BATHTUB"
ConkertheGreat: "I hear that Super Mario world is really great...in the bedroom"
ConkertheGreat: I think bedroom may have something going for it
PsyberSykoZ01: No, Andy, I like in your pants better. ;-)
- PsyberSykoZ01: First sex:
Jason looks down at wang and stars lauging really hard at the condom
"Jason, what's wrong?"
"It's wearing a space suit!"
- Fanky04: I leave you with, your moment of zen for the week
SmarterChild: The KKK is a racist group that I don't like!
I think the KKK is okay!
Fanky04 signed off at 11:56:50 pm.
- Fanky04: This one time, one of my grandma's friends kept saying "Oh gollie" and my brother picked up on the phrase, except he changed it to "oh my gollie" and my dad yelled at him for using a slang of "oh my god"
Fanky04: yup
PsyberSykoZ01: WTF
PsyberSykoZ01: WHAT DOES YOUR DAD THINK "OH MY GOSH" IS?
PsyberSykoZ01: AND WHY IS HE A PRICK!?
PsyberSykoZ01: Gollie!=God
Fanky04: Well... he said it was the way my brother used it
Fanky04: Oh my gollie
Fanky04: turned it into slang I guess
PsyberSykoZ01: .......
PsyberSykoZ01: Tell him to imagine the minister saying "And gollie loves you, you are his child!"
PsyberSykoZ01: That would pwn him and show him he's wrong
Fanky04: lol, this was like a year+ ago
PsyberSykoZ01: By his logic Oh my greepalah" would prolly be related to god by him
Fanky04: I should make up something like that
Fanky04: and say it around him
Fanky04: "Oh my gerbil"
PsyberSykoZ01: lmao
PsyberSykoZ01: Yes
Fanky04: althought I think that should be "jerbil" but I dunno
PsyberSykoZ01: No it's with a g
PsyberSykoZ01: And he'd yell at you for making god into slang
PsyberSykoZ01: And you could pwn him royally
PsyberSykoZ01: By saying "Are you calling God a gerbil, or all gerbils Gods?"
Fanky04: I'd go buy a gerbil and name him jesus or something
PsyberSykoZ01: Ha ha!
PsyberSykoZ01: No nono
PsyberSykoZ01: Buy two
PsyberSykoZ01: And name one god
PsyberSykoZ01: and the other mary
PsyberSykoZ01: And call their kid jesus
PsyberSykoZ01: Esp if the kid is female
PsyberSykoZ01: You dad woudl kick your ass XD!
Fanky04: He'd burn them at the stake
Fanky04: and make me eat them
PsyberSykoZ01: He's make you eat jesus?
PsyberSykoZ01: If he did that you should tell him in a matter of fact way "Dad, Jesus was crucified, not burned. Duh"
- towliembasador: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
towliembasador: midgar zolom
towliembasador: uber big snake
towliembasador: *looks down*
towliembasador: even bigger than mine!!!
- ConkertheGreat: Some girls where talking about guys for a part of my class
ConkertheGreat: and then they started talking about religion
ConkertheGreat: The Muslim girl asked what exactly the "Jesus is god and son of god" thing is
ConkertheGreat: While I, ever so thoughtful asked, "Does Jesus know kung-fu?"
- PsyberSykoZ01: I'm doign a speed run
PsyberSykoZ01: Developing my own route
PsyberSykoZ01: I don't like the one on gamefaqs
PsyberSykoZ01: 25m and I'm at magmoor
PsyberSykoZ01: I think I know how to shorten that by 5 min
PsyberSykoZ01: And I wasn't going that fast
PsyberSykoZ01: Shit
PsyberSykoZ01: just kicekd my gamecube on accident
ConkertheGreat: moron
PsyberSykoZ01: Asshat
ConkertheGreat: dipshit
PsyberSykoZ01: shitcock
ConkertheGreat: fucknut
PsyberSykoZ01: goatfucker
ConkertheGreat: no no no
ConkertheGreat: it has to end in a noun
ConkertheGreat: sheesh
PsyberSykoZ01: Whoops, my bad.
- Auto response from mcsim02: so...was the rejection of the treaty of versailles *really* Wilson's fault? and was he *really* that good of a president? THESE ANSWERS AND MORE, WHEN WE RETURN FROM...HISTORY HOMEWORK!
- mcsim02: see, babys cry because theyre hungry or they have to shit...so im sure baby jesus crying at masturbation is nothing special
- * Ken|zzz counts down to that joyous day when Playboy runs "Double Your Pleasure: the Mary Kate & Ashley Pictorial"
<PsyberSyko> lmao
<Ken|zzz> if the Olsen twins have any clue at all, they've already booked a photographer and a beach for the day they turn 18, so they can stash the pics against later rainy days.
<PsyberSyko> I would insert the link to the site that counts down to when they turn 18, but I never bookmarked it.
<Ken|zzz> it's OK, I know somebody who programmed his channelbot for it.
- Fanky04: and yes, I said "against my blood"
PsyberSykoZ01: XD
Fanky04: which makes no sense
PsyberSykoZ01: Sleep my dear dan0
Fanky04: but neither of us cares because we are both special
PsyberSykoZ01: Har har
PsyberSykoZ01: Neiner we are not caring because of the special udnerstanding of our selves between us
Fanky04: Ok, I don't know what that meant, but it sounded REALLY gay...
Fanky04: >_>
Fanky04: <_<
PsyberSykoZ01: lmfao
PsyberSykoZ01: I really laughign irl
PsyberSykoZ01: And can't stop
- ConkertheGreat: http://douglas.min.net/dreamcast/games/skiesofarcadia/moonstone-cannon2.jpg Oh boy, its firing its superweapon!
ConkertheGreat: The cleverly named moonstone cannon
PsyberSykoZ01: Yeah I've seen that ship
PsyberSykoZ01: On my friend's beaten game
ConkertheGreat: I think that ship looks awesome
PsyberSykoZ01: THE CANNON IS A PHALLICE REPRESENTING THE REPRESSION OF MODERN FEMALES IN OUR SOCIETY.
PsyberSykoZ01: YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED.
PsyberSykoZ01: </feminazi>
ConkertheGreat: What?
PsyberSykoZ01: Actually it kinda does look like it just deployed a penis. O_o
- Lancewheat: remember kids dry heaving with your penis will give you multiple semenless orgasms while making your ladyfriend enjoy sex more
- rogaine965: i never trust a reviewer that misspells a simple word in a review.
rogaine965: thus, the game must suck.
PsyberSykoZ01: Ha ha
rogaine965: </jk>
PsyberSykoZ01: XD
PsyberSykoZ01: You did it html style
rogaine965: HARDCORE
rogaine965: how about this.
PsyberSykoZ01: God damn I wish so much that these were freeware
rogaine965: <STYLE>
i{properties: kidding;}
</STYLE>
the game must suck.
PsyberSykoZ01: LMAO
rogaine965: HARDCORE CSS STYLE.
- PsyberSykoZ01: OS WUT R U UP 2? LOL;
Mayotte Utsurigi: OS? <_< Operating System? Noes!
PsyberSykoZ01: OFMG NEINER
PsyberSykoZ01: XD
PsyberSykoZ01: But the question of "so what are you up to?" still stands. =P
Mayotte Utsurigi: from penal discussion to serious discussion
PsyberSykoZ01: Ha ha
PsyberSykoZ01: "OMG I R 6" LOL" *15 min later* "Well, I personally am agnostic but I could possibly accept the existance of a supreme beign(s)."
- EastArcadia85: WHOAMG
PsyberSykoZ01: You just discovered Unix?
EastArcadia85: haha.
PsyberSykoZ01: >_>
EastArcadia85: Unix?
EastArcadia85: The power of Unix is like Hitler.
EastArcadia85: I defy it and get showers.
EastArcadia85: true story
- ConkertheGreat: I had a worksheet in chemitry about acids and bases
ConkertheGreat: and for this one it said "Decribe reaction of acid with metal"
ConkertheGreat: I was tempted to write "Fa-shizizzle"
- PsyberSykoZ01: PsyberSykoZ01: Fanky04: Fanky04: What would you do if I told you I was a 46 year old man from Alabama who just wants to talk to young boys because it turns me on?
taco rawk: i'd drive to your house and we'd have sex.
PsyberSykoZ01: lmao that was like an orgy of screen names in that quote
- Fanky04: BTW: Whacking off feels really good when you first wake up
PsyberSykoZ01: Really?
Fanky04: RANDOM'D
PsyberSykoZ01: Usually it tires me so I think if I did it when I just woke up I'd be like ubar tired
Fanky04: the morning bonar makes it feel r0x0r though
Fanky04: <_<
PsyberSykoZ01: I don't have morning woods
PsyberSykoZ01: It's hard as FUCK to wake up for me cause of my diet
Fanky04: WTF
Fanky04: ARE YOU A WOMAN?!
Fanky04: NO MORNING WOOD?!
Fanky04: WTF
PsyberSykoZ01: O______o no...
Fanky04: WERE YOU BORN NEAR A NUCLEAR POWER PLANT?
Fanky04: WTFWTFWTF
Fanky04: THAT'S WRONG
Fanky04: A GUY WITHOUT MORNING WOOD
Fanky04: HOLY CRAP YOU COULD BE IN THE ENQUIRER
Fanky04: "BOY WHO CAN'T HAV MORNING WOOD"
Fanky04: AND NO ONE WOULD BUY IT CAUSE THEY DON'T EVEN BELIEVE THAT
Fanky04: THEY'D BELIEV THE BATBOY THING MORE
PsyberSykoZ01: rofl
Fanky04: BTW, there's a mummy under your bed
- PsyberSykoZ01: I'm about to instant message this guy until I notice that his screen name is SSJ Digimon. Now I hesitate.
- PsyberSykoZ01: Sleep man
taco rawk: lmao :-D
PsyberSykoZ01: I should soon too
taco rawk: i will later
PsyberSykoZ01: Wtf face is that?
taco rawk: gonna hang out with deborah later.
PsyberSykoZ01: That face is smaller than possible o_o
PsyberSykoZ01: Wtf no man
PsyberSykoZ01: You're tired
taco rawk: lol yeah
PsyberSykoZ01: Bad idea methinks >_<
taco rawk: it'll be great.
PsyberSykoZ01: It's like drunk but dumber
taco rawk: i'll probably fall asleep there.
PsyberSykoZ01: lmao
PsyberSykoZ01: "i shink...i shink zat ur prety lole *falls asleep*
PsyberSykoZ01: DUDE OMG
PsyberSykoZ01: ASLEEP
PsyberSykoZ01: ASL EEP
PsyberSykoZ01: Like a/s/l
PsyberSykoZ01: Plus the interjection
PsyberSykoZ01: That's FUCKING CRAZY
PsyberSykoZ01: Wow I need sleep
PsyberSykoZ01: =D=D=D
taco rawk: lmao
taco rawk: seriously
taco rawk: seriously.
- PsyberSykoZ01: 8=====D (__o__(
DarKoZero: Sodomy makes Baby Ceejus cry.
- <kyelewis> any interesting news?
<errgh> your moms a whore. film at 11
<kyelewis> what timezone?
<errgh> yours
<kyelewis> oh, ok, i'll still be awake then
- ConkertheGreat: I wonder why scientists do this stuff
ConkertheGreat: The first scientist was probably some guy who was bored out of his mind
ConkertheGreat: "Oohhh, so shoving things up your ass hurts, I should document this"
Bob: Yeah, I'm pretty sure that staring at the sun screws up your eyes permentally.
Barthalomeu: Really, I thought it was temporary
Bob: No, its permenant. *walks into a pole*
- PsyberSykoZ01: Hold up, opening kazaa, if I crash you know why
taco rawk: lol
taco rawk: gut gut
PsyberSykoZ01: Mm, I'm in the pr0ntrix
taco rawk: WHOMG
taco rawk: Neo....
taco rawk: follow the pink pussy O_O
- <+PsyberSyko> I do believe the topic says s/he was pwned, yet I know not how.
<@Pernell> you are owned ma'am
<+Loser> PsyberSyko, I stalk slick
* Looking up slick user info...
<+Loser> like, seriously stalk
<+PsyberSyko> Crazy.
<+Loser> yes
<+PsyberSyko> But the real question is...can you slick your stalk?
<+Loser> woah
<+Loser> thats a perplexing question
<+PsyberSyko> I know, I know
- ConkertheGreat: I think Square likes having "Dream" in the title
PsyberSykoZ01: Har har
ConkertheGreat: "Dream of the Shore"
ConkertheGreat: "Awakening of Dreams"
ConkertheGreat: "Wetdreams and Soiled Sheets"
ConkertheGreat: "Dreams of the Pancreas"
ConkertheGreat: "The Infinitely Depressing Dream of the Infinitessimal Darkness of the Universe"
ConkertheGreat: "Blah Blah Blah Dream Blah"
- mcsim02: i wonder if the virgin mary had to have like...her tit blessed by a priest before she breast fed him...
- Fanky04: have fun doing the devils work
Fanky04: (sleeping)
PsyberSykoZ01: whomg I will
Fanky04: I'm telling God on you BTW
PsyberSykoZ01: KEKE ^_______^
Fanky04: "LOLOL JARON SLEPT"
Fanky04: God: I know, I programmed him that way
PsyberSykoZ01: "WHOMG NO WAY I PUNISH HIM"
PsyberSykoZ01: XD
PsyberSykoZ01: "Well God, Jaron wanked!"
PsyberSykoZ01: "I know, I programmed him that way"
PsyberSykoZ01: "God, Jaron fucked my mom"
PsyberSykoZ01: "I know, I pro..wait, what?"
PsyberSykoZ01: Har har har
Fanky04: no, he'd be like "WTF, Satan is haxoring my people again"
- PsyberSykoZ01: The best thing about my PoS computer is that when I double click my computer it comes up with that windows flashlight searching thing
PsyberSykoZ01: That's how fucking slow it is
taco rawk: ...
taco rawk: jaron
taco rawk: that's tragic
- PsyberSykoZ01: Do you ever try to say "cool" and instead it comes out as "I fucked your mom with a pinapple?"
taco rawk: only sometimes
taco rawk: but i know what you're talking about O_O
- PsyberSykoZ01: You knwo you're up too late when infomercials are playing on over 50% of the channels.
PsyberSykoZ01: WHOMG MR ROGERS IS ON
EastArcadia85: That is surprising. Quite true (about infomericials)
PsyberSykoZ01: Yeah
PsyberSykoZ01: I mean, why do they do that
PsyberSykoZ01: Couldn't they generate more money through commercials? I think so
PsyberSykoZ01: And having shows would be less shitty
PsyberSykoZ01: CC, Discovery, and +50% of the other networks, you have failed me
PsyberSykoZ01: Mr Rogers is blowing bubble lole
EastArcadia85: Mr Rogers > Infomercials
EastArcadia85: Enough said.
- Fanky04: Hiya
PsyberSykoZ01: Hey
Fanky04: I wasn't gonna say anything else... but yeah... too lazy
PsyberSykoZ01: Working on my book
Fanky04: WTF is it about?
PsyberSykoZ01: Uh
Fanky04: I bet that's a short book
PsyberSykoZ01: XD
PsyberSykoZ01: Teenagers at an expirimental gifted school that accidentally unleash a foriegn race from its entrapment and then fight for survival
Fanky04: Like, black people?
Fanky04: or what you mean by "foreign" race?
PsyberSykoZ01: aliens
Fanky04: Ohhh.... Mexicans
- PsyberSykoZ01: 1 entry found for hentai.
hentai
( P ) hentai: log in for this definition of hentai and other entries in Webster's New Millennium Dictionary of English, available only to Dictionary.com Premium members.
PsyberSykoZ01: ¬_¬
Fanky04: haha
PsyberSykoZ01: I need to pay them so they can tell me "naked japanese anime"?
Fanky04: poor j00
Fanky04: yes
Fanky04: yes you do
- Fanky04: WTF LOL MORMON KID *pull out gun* *BAM BAM BAM*
- PROWLER7890: He reminds me of a mouse, while I am an elephant. Easy to own, but it's useless to bother.
- <PsyberSyko> So I jsut spent the last 15+ minutes writing a script dictating when you shit.