- <Abhorsenaube> This makes sooo much sense, you and Jaron get along because you are so use to handling meat, and Jaron likes his meat handled.
<Phawks> That's true
<Peej> TRUEST THING EVER SAID IN ZOVNDS.ORG CHAT OVER
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- <Concord_Jet> hey do you guys remember how to tell how far away a lightning strike is based on when the sound arrives
<Peej> Yes
<Concord_Jet> when it started snowing I saw a flash and then like eight seconds passed before I heard it
<Abhorsenaube> its like 30 miles then
<Concord_Jet> whats the math
<Peej> Jess and I were like 10 feet from one once
<Peej> that was...a surprise
<Abhorsenaube> math?
<Abhorsenaube> fuck I guess based on how hard I get
<Abhorsenaube> I don't know math
- <Peej> Fuck yes
<Peej> FUCK yes
<Dan> SEX yes
<Dan> I PG-13'd your message
<Dan> In case there are children reading
- <Dan> SEAN TEACH ME HOW TO DOUGIE
<vip0r> i do my best dougie on the toilet
<vip0r> basically hold both arms out to grasp any object
<vip0r> and push as hard as you can
<vip0r> until you prolapse or defecate.
<vip0r> thats my take on it anyway
- <Peej> Also it is criminal how terrible vi is
<Peej> typing :q! for every file I open in fear that something got fucked because dust landed on a sheep's back in India or something
<Kereth> ah yes, the dust sheep effect
<Kereth> much worse than the butterfly effect.
- <Phawks> Fucking Oddballs falling off their plates
<Phawks> stupid skulls not rolling normally
<Peej|shower|gay|men|fresh> Phawks I don't care what people say the rush is worth the price I pay I get so high when you're with me
<Phawks> JARn.
<Peej|shower|gay|men|fresh> Also you should be in our party chat!
<Peej|shower|gay|men|fresh> CJ and I are just shooting the shit while we make things
<Phawks> If you quote Kesha one more time I will come to your house, duct tape headphones to your head, and blast GWAR until you eyes bleed.
<Phawks> <3
<Peej|shower|gay|men|fresh> XFD
<Peej|shower|gay|men|fresh> But, but....
<Peej|shower|gay|men|fresh> I woke up this morning...
<Peej|shower|gay|men|fresh> feeling...
<Phawks> No
<Phawks> no
<Phawks> No you didn't.
- <vip0r> just ordered papa johns online 2 mediums for $12
<Peej> B)
<Peej> Pizza I had was Papa John's
<vip0r> i like to sub out the garlic sauce with pizza sauce
<vip0r> fucking if a venomous snake bit papa john on the dick id suck that shit out
- <Concord_Jet> hey guys
<Concord_Jet> is there a unicode character for the batman symbol
- <@vip0r> sometimes i wish an octopus with large tentacles penetrated every orifice of mine
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- <&Peej> "Oriental Bitch Gets Her Pokemon Popped" fucking rofl what
<@vip0r> god i read that and creamed all over my fucking computer god fucking sticky everywhere FUCK
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- <%Concord_Jet> "I liked Samus better before she became an anime" - dude playing prime 2
<&Peej> Heh, that is true
<&Peej> Prime 2 is when Metroid games started to die though
<%Concord_Jet> samus use your plasma beam
<&Peej> Why am I talking to NPCs? Oh christ, this world is terrible. Who the fuck did level/path design on this? Oh, this is a fuck. Cool, neat, limited shots for two beams, both of which are needed for traversal/progression
<&Peej> Man, Prime 2 was fucked up.
<&Peej> Still the least fun dark world I can recall in a game, too
<&Peej> sure am glad somebody set up these safe bubbles here
<&Peej> Prime 1 felt like an enviroment, Prime 2 felt like a very poorly designed obsctacle course that apparently nobody was supposed to be able to traverse but Samus
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<&Peej> I still think putting NPCs in Metroid was like using bacon fat as the main incredient in a vegan salad
<%Concord_Jet> gross
<&Peej> Indeed.
<%Concord_Jet> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HE8RTKBFlBI#t=8m30s
<%Concord_Jet> I remember like a year ago when the first video from the game was shown someone made a gif of the dude lifting his visor up and down
<&Peej> Haze?
<%Concord_Jet> anthony higggggggggggz
<&Peej> Or is that actually from Metroid?
<%Concord_Jet> yes
<&Peej> oh shit I never knew it was from Metroid
<%Concord_Jet> anyway someone tiled it and it was hypnotic
<&Peej> man
<&Peej> the VA is so bad
<&Peej> which is a shame because there shouldn't be VA in Metroid
<&Peej> Wow, this really is some anime bullshit
<&Peej> ahahaha
<%Concord_Jet> the guy who made video had adam yell "USE YOUR PLASMA BEAM" over and over while ridley was ruining her shit
<%Concord_Jet> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoR3I7lHGSI
<&Peej> what is she baby crazy
<&Peej> But seriously they should make Zelda: Other M where Link is a zombie dressed in ninja garb, and it's a third-person shooter
<%Concord_Jet> yes she actually was baby crazy
<%Concord_Jet> baby
<&Peej> fantastic
<&Peej> Anyways Prime 1 sure was a great game
<%Concord_Jet> also apparently dude who samus had daddy issues with does a heroic sacrifice that is completely pointless
<&Peej> you might as well be telling me the plot of a porno dude I could not care less
<@vip0r> okay well this guy walks in with a pizza but it has a hole in the bottom
- <&Peej> Fuck ass I want to beat MM again
<&Peej> Joe still has my best 64 controller
<&Peej> You remember how hardcore some of the bosses in MM were?
<+ZekeTheSquirrel> I haven't touched my cartridge since I got it back from you so you're saves are all still there
<&Peej> Did you know we ended up finding my cartridge?
<+ZekeTheSquirrel> Nope, didn't know that
<&Peej> Yeah. Joe fucking had it.
<&Peej> So after I gave you yours back, I beat it again on mine, 100%
<+ZekeTheSquirrel> Nice
<&Peej> All heart pieces (WITH a pretty busted 64 analog, mind you!)
<&Peej> But man, fuck Gyorg
<&Peej> God he is a motherfucker of a boss
<+ZekeTheSquirrel> Haha, yeah
<&Peej> Like, it always felt like I was doing it wrong because you have almost no window to hit him with the zora shield
<&Peej> and once you do, good fucking luck getting out of the water before he eats you and takes like 2 or 3 hearts
<&Peej> All of the bosses save Goht are pretty hardcore though
<&Peej> Possbily the hardest of any Zelda game
<&Peej> (the main four; Majora's easy as hell, though I don't think I've ever fought him without the Fierce Deity Mask)
<+ZekeTheSquirrel> Yeah, I'd have to agree
<@vip0r> remember the fairies in oot were so fucking hot
<&Peej> XFD
<@vip0r> god i wanted to rape them so bad
<&Peej> rofl what
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- <&Peej> God, why is this movie so good?
<%Kereth> because you're a pedophile? I don't know, man.
<%Hair> Party at Kitty and Stud's?
<%Hair> Oh, Incredibles.
<%Kereth> XD
<%Kereth> http://fukung.net/v/21300/e94ab464dcb93928d942225dfcaa80e7.jpg
<%Kereth> fuck
<%Hair> RAGE RAGE RAGE Fuck you Two Corpses in One Grave
<%Hair> O_O
<%Hair> we all knew hawks were bad as hell...
<&Peej> YO I'LL CUTCHU MANG
<%Hair> oh shit
<&Peej> <%Kereth> because you're a pedophile? I don't know, man.
<%Kereth> ;)
<%Hair> clicked the image, got http://fukung.net/v/8345/67eb13f19176276a2f0d6679aff30d02.jpg
<&Peej> Yo Spenc, what's worse than having to stuff 12 moist oyster meats into your grandma's vagina, then suck them out?
<&Peej> Jonestown more like Cooltown B)
<%Hair> getting a lap dance from...Fred?
<&Peej> Nah man, shoving in 12 and sucking out 13.
<%Hair> nevermind, that's actually pretty hot.
<%Hair> And so is that.
<@vip0r> raging erection now
<&Peej> I know, right?
<%Hair> Yeah. I just used mine to knock a hole in the wall. And now I'm fucking that hole.
<%Kereth> yeah I've actually had a feeling in my throat all day like I'm going to throw up
<%Kereth> thanks for that
<%Kereth> thank you
- <@Dan> [Dan PING reply]: 20secs <— This is what happens hen I try to load 2 pages at one time... Fuck you Afghan internet
<%Concord_Jet> what is probably happening is that you are beaming up to a geostationary sattelite and it has to beam to another satellite which beams down to the US
<%Concord_Jet> which is like 50,000 miles or more
<@vip0r> WOAH I THOUGHT HE WAS USING AFGHAN T1 BACKBONE
<@vip0r> THANKS FOR CLARIFICATION
<%Concord_Jet> they got really fast internet there normally
<%Concord_Jet> piracy capital of the world
<%Concord_Jet> no wait htat's russia
<%Concord_Jet> in any case FUCK YOU
<@Dan> My dick hurts
<%Concord_Jet> they have pencillian for that
- 02:57:53 <@vip0r> if you work in a sex shop, what constitutes as NSFW?
02:57:54 <@vip0r> fags.
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- <@Peej> rofl Sean didn't you work at Petco with Marcellano
<@Peej> And said he liked to eat the dog food or whatever
<@vip0r> LOL
<@vip0r> yes
<@vip0r> LOL
<@vip0r> lmao forgot about that shit
<@Rado> dog biscuits taste pretty good when you're seven
<@vip0r> this guy stuffed his pockets with them
<@vip0r> to ring home
<@vip0r> in his defense they were not bad
<@vip0r> basically a bit stale cookies
<@Rado> yeah
<@vip0r> but stuffing pockets with em
<@vip0r> thats where i draw the line
<@vip0r> i will eat dog food, but not line my pockets for future consumption
- <@Dan> Every time we convoy outside the city here in Afghanistan it reminds me of driving through Utah. No joke.
- <@vip0r> they offered me a job but id have to move to korea lol
<@vip0r> i was like nothx
<@Peej> wtf
<@Peej> Did they say how much it would have paid?
<@Peej> You could have had a trillion megabit broadband and Starcraft on TV
<@vip0r> prob the same as i make at qualcomm
<@vip0r> as katy perry says
<@vip0r> you can travel the world
<@vip0r> but nothing comes close to the golden coast~
- <%Concord_Jet> man people in crazy taxi are the worst
<%Concord_Jet> 200 yards from a pizza hut and they call a cab
<%Concord_Jet> NO WONDER YOU'RE SO FAT
- <@vip0r> WE GOT SKUNKED ACHIEVEMENT MY BONER IS KNOCKING ALL MY SHIT OVER
<@vip0r> THERES DORITOS EVERYWHERE
- <&Peej[1951]suicide> I should stop staring at Z wanting to die and instead make some ramen
<%Concord_Jet> the tank in halo is so dumb looking
<&Peej[1951]suicide> also, it beats everything
<@Rakshasa> hm?
<@Rakshasa> it says in Reach the Scorpion main gun can just be destroyed
<@Rakshasa> with enough damage
<%Concord_Jet> maybe they shouldn't have put it up on top of a tower where everyone can see it
<@Rakshasa> http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060727210607/halo/images/8/8d/Tank.jpg lol old game
<%Concord_Jet> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/12/Strv_103c_a.jpg
<%Concord_Jet> this tank has hydraulics
<%Concord_Jet> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Bfts8BBnac&feature=related
<&Peej[1951]suicide> look what you did you got Andy started on tanks
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<%Concord_Jet> fucking love tanks
<@vip0r> the halo tank is a pretty realistic and cool tank
<%Concord_Jet> aaaaaaaaaaaaah no it is
<%Concord_Jet> not
<&Peej> Andy is bitter that bungie is better at tanks than he is
<%Concord_Jet> i will end you
- <@Rakshasa> i am planning to model the repair after left 4 dead medkits
<%Concord_Jet> I thought cruisers were heavier ships than destroyers
<@Rakshasa> IN MY SPACE THEY'RE NOT i can switch that around if that's true
<@Rakshasa> i dunno, it's space. shit's ridiculous
<&Peej[1951]suicide> lol now andy is a consultant he knows things that are relevant
<&Peej[1951]suicide> I love this
<%Concord_Jet> cruisers are bigger than destroyers, smaller than battleships, I think
<%Concord_Jet> or you could go ahead and name that lizard monster birdo
<@vip0r> battlesihps take 5 hits though
<@vip0r> submarines only take 2
<@Rakshasa> Other Personnel: Andy - Space Battle Science Advisor
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<@vip0r> HAY
<@vip0r> HAY
<%Concord_Jet> hi
<@vip0r> FUCK YOU
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- <@Peej> Sooooooo excited to hear Sean trash talk random 12 year olds
<@Peej> The best part is I can only hear people on my friends list
<@Peej> So it's always totally one-sided
<@Peej> But usually we hit a lobby and before anyone can say ANYTHING Sean is all HA HA YOU LITTLE BITCH I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER SO HARD LAST NIGHT HER FUCKING TEETH FELL OUT SO THEN I MOUTHFUCKED HER UNTIL SHE SHAT CUM
<@Peej> And I begin the match trying to stop laughing for the first 15 seconds
<+SolarS> that's incredible
<@Peej> It really is
<@vip0r> true stories
<@Peej> What's your rep at
<@Peej> Like 17%
<@vip0r> i think 79 negative
<@Peej> XFD
<@vip0r> yea pretty much
<@Peej> What do your 5 stars look like
<@vip0r> oddly i have 5 full stars
<@Peej> rofl whatr
<@vip0r> not sure how thats working
<@Peej> bahahhaha
<+SolarS> negative just rolls over to positive again
<+SolarS> that's how unsigned integers work right
<@Peej> Sean broke the system
<@vip0r> hahah
<@vip0r> yea
<@vip0r> on sc2 at the end of the game
<@vip0r> the etiquette is to say 'gg"
<@Peej> Aye
<@vip0r> when i win im like "nah"
<@vip0r> "fuck you"
<@Peej> XFD
<+SolarS> XFD
<@Peej> There is like nothing about your personality that I know IRL that lends to this
<@vip0r> yea i like being an ass on video games
- <%Concord_Jet> looks like one of my cats might be dying
<%Concord_Jet> all I know is my mom took him to the vet because he was wheezing
<%Concord_Jet> I bet he has like a mile of hair impacted in his intestines
<%Firesuite> I guess that cat's having...
* %Firesuite puts on shades
<%Firesuite> A bad hair day
<%Firesuite> YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
<%Concord_Jet> damn
- jan0r pants: Quote #1 is still you
mcsim02: kill and let kill
jan0r pants: That one that got voted up on bash.org 'n' shit
mcsim02: the quotes are ranked?
jan0r pants: No, ordered
jan0r pants: It was the first one.
mcsim02: ah
mcsim02: you gotta let me know these things
mcsim02: royalties and whatnot
jan0r pants: I've been stashin the cheques
jan0r pants: Stashin in a cool word because it sounds like it's short for "moustaching"
jan0r pants: "Whoa, look, that guy is 'stashin"
mcsim02: though royalties for those who achieve internet fame amount to getting a page on encyclopedia dramatica and your dignity is forever gone
- <@vip0r> just ate 6 papa johns slices
<@vip0r> satisfaction achieved
<@vip0r> 100 GS - Full as fuck
- <+SolarS> "I not only downloaded and deleted the koran/quran/qoran (oh, wtf) I annihilated it. After I deleted it I emptied my recycle bin as well."
<+SolarS> freerepublic
<@Kereth> take that, e-muslims
- <+vox> dan what do you do
<@Kereth> he kills terrists
<@Dan> Depends what day it is
<+vox> wednesday
<+vox> what do you do on wednesday
<%Concord_Jet> hey dan how often do you get on the horn and tell everyone about that enemy submarine you spotted
<@Dan> Alright, there's not a set schedule like that, damn it
<+vox> hahahah
<@Dan> We just got off 2 days of "SecFor", which is... Tower guard
<+vox> so youre a tower defender
<@Dan> Tomorrow we go talk to ANP (Afghan National Police) to help "mentor" them. Too bad they're all fucking retarded or corrupt
<%Concord_Jet> OPSEC SECFOR TECFEC RONJER
<@Dan> Tower defender like twice a month
<%Concord_Jet> ron jer is for when giant penises have been spotted
- <@Dan> Also, first one down. We have a preggo female in our company while deployed
<+vox> hah did you nail her
<+vox> just kidding its yours isnt it
<+vox> :D
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[00:37:57] <@Peejus> Spenc sometimes I feel like a Recommender of Quality Video Games but not this time because it's kind of a shoe-in
[00:38:15] <@vip0r> ah discussing glover are we
- [00:44:03] <@Peejus> Fwiw Halo's story is kind of stupid in that why build rings to kill all life in the galaxy just to prevent the flood
[00:44:06] <@Peejus> I mean I've killed thousands of flood
[00:44:11] <@Peejus> they're nto very hard to kill at all
[00:44:22] <%Kereth> who built the rings
[00:44:26] <%Kereth> maybe they don't have shotguns
[00:44:27] <@Peejus> You have the resources to build a fucking artifical ring world but not to kill the flood? come on
[00:44:29] <@Peejus> The Forerunners
[00:44:51] <%Kereth> they probably don't have shotguns
- [23:54:58] <+SolarS> "HOLY SHIT!!! That is a mother fucking THICK cock!!! [NWS]" I'm actually resisting clicking on this topic
[23:55:14] <@Peejus> That story is AWESOME
[23:55:16] <@Peejus> Also link
[23:55:25] <+SolarS> no man I'm gonna click this
[23:55:30] <+SolarS> FUck yuou
[23:55:41] <@Androidshasa> Toilet paper
[23:55:41] <+SolarS> oh it's just a link to a video
[23:55:49] <+SolarS> that's dumb this is dumb
[23:55:56] <@Androidshasa> Thx
[23:56:04] <@Rakshasa> no problem babe <#
[23:56:12] <@Peejus> Btw Anthony
[23:56:19] <@Peejus> The rece--oh my god you just requested TP over IRC
[23:56:25] <@Peejus> This is the best thing that has happened ever
[23:56:32] <+SolarS> lmao
[23:56:37] <@Peejus> Holy shit I'm so happy
- [03:36:03] <%Concord_Jet> I wonder where the term "shitfaced" came from
[03:45:21] <@Dan> From the root words "shit" and "face"
- <@Peej> I wonder if games will just become physics simulations
<@Peej> set the air's temperature, humidity, etc
<+SolarS> I'd buy it
<+SolarS> sims 4
<@Peej> Like oh Batman's cape is actually just doing this because it is a cloth with these values and the wind is realistically coming in at this direction and being altered by the landscape this way
<+SolarS> set thermostat/humidifier
<+SolarS> watch sims get uncomfortable
<+SolarS> best seller
- <%Kereth> I was talking about drugs
<%Kereth> DRUGS!
<@Dan> YEAH, INCENSE TO GET HIGH?
<@Dan> Peoplea re doing that here too
<@Dan> Wooooooooo
<%Kereth> no
<%Kereth> to cover up bad smells
<%Kereth> we're not at war over here people don't have to huff incense sticks to get high
<%Concord_Jet> uh excuse me what about the war on christmas
- <@Dan> Holy shit, I'm getting about 3KB/sec
<@Dan> This is amazing
<@Dan> Fuck yeah
<@Dan> Damn you, phone! Don't light up if I don't have a new text!
<@Peej> Dan, on one hand, those 28k speeds do indeed suck
<@Dan> I'm used to getting less than 1KB/sec, man
<@Peej> On the other, you're still on the Internet while HALFWAY ACROSS THE WORLD IN A GIANT DESERT.
<@Dan> It's not a giant desert, that's Iraq
<@Dan> This is mountain land with 300 billion rocks everywher
<@Peej> Dan, really?
<@Dan> Yeah, man. I don't see desert here, I see mountains and rocks
<@Dan> Lots of fucking rocks
<@Dan> Jesus there are a lot of rocks
<%Concord_Jet> afghanistan is pretty much all mountains jaron
<@Dan> I decided when God waas done creating the earth, he took all the leftover rocks and put them here
- <%Kereth> appy 154th birthday, Tesla
<&Peej> Tesla-kuuuuuuun~ ^_^
<%Kereth> Eternal Sonata 2: Tesla
<&Peej> Oh jesus fuck no
<%Kereth> but jaron-sama it would be so kawaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ^__________________________________________________________________^
<%Kereth> ....k. gonna go wash my hands.
- <+SolarS> man I was reading that drug discussion
<+SolarS> and just realized
<+SolarS> the internet is closer to a schedule I drug than weed
- <+SolarS> I’d still argue that I’m more awesome but whatever floats your boat
<+SolarS> and then above my awesome is sean who is making mad bank doing hella cool things
<@Rado> regarding fred's loving RO and hating wow, there are probably not enough underaged girls playing wow
<@Rado> or not enough to sate fred's lust anyway
<+vox> who told fred he could use the words 'mad' and 'hella'
- <@vip0r> i need to go to costco get a new 72 pack of toilet paper
<@vip0r> and some oatmeal, a related purchase
- <%Kereth> but yeah man who in Z wouldn't I chill with
<%Kereth> aside from the obvious
<%Kereth> (I'm afraid vox is a little too crazy, though)
<@Peej> Ha ha nah Vox is mad rad
<@Peej> We used to chat it up on the phone all the time
<+SolarS> i luv vox
<%Kereth> FRED GO BACK IN YOUR HOLE
- Concord_Jet> someone got banned for saying one of the female LPer's had a cute sneeze
<Peej> ha ha
<vip0r> good
<Concord_Jet> or maybe it was a probate
<Peej> Nip that fred shit at the bud
<Peej> make an example
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<Concord_Jet> like that?
<Concord_Jet> oh wait
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<Concord_Jet> double ban
- <Rado> damn you I can't op you because you are already op'd
+++ Rado has given op to Concord_Jet
<Rado> PROXY OP
<Rado> whoa almost spilled rum and coke all over my laptop
<vip0r> congrats andy
<Concord_Jet> huh?
+++ vip0r has taken op from Concord_Jet
<Concord_Jet> oh
<Rado> ahah aw shit sean bringin on the pain
- <Rado> hahaha the gromble
<Rado> he wears high-heels
<vip0r> man that is some weird shit to expose to kids
<Peej> ^
<vip0r> now that u think about it
<Rado> that is true
<Peej> Yeah if I went back and watched that I'd prbably just be like oh god
<Rado> HEY MAN. IT IS STILL COOL. IN A 90'S WAY.
<vip0r> tht would explain my hooker kicking my balls in high heels fetish, but whatever
- <Rakshasa> AHH! Real Monsters takes on a whole new light when you're watching it as a 24 year old
<Rado> I will try to remember to watch it when I am 24. I am only 22!! oh my god I'm 22
<Rakshasa> and while I've been watching Rugrats, I've been wondering how the hell Tommy can escape, get kidnapped, or be tortured, and 1) his parents have no clue and 2) he has no issues about these things in "All Grown Up"
<Rakshasa> Rugrats is over 11 years old, Travis.
<vip0r> rugrats annoyed the fuck out of me
<Rakshasa> in fact, it's actually almost 20 :(
<Rado> NNNNOOO
<Rakshasa> that's because you're Business Gangsta, Sean. Gangstas weren't down with the Pickles
<Rado> I was hella down with the pickles. I fuckin' lovev pickles.
<vip0r> i only like pickles in the anus and mouth, in that order
- <Peej> You know
<Peej> If, for whatever reason, I'm ever invited to speak at GDC
<Peej> I would give my presentation in nothing but a stuffed thong.
<Peej> A few minutes in I would ask the audience if any of them felt uncomfortable, to just go ahead and raise their hands if they are
<Kereth> let's make a game
<Peej> Then I'd follow it up with, "THIS IS HOW WOMEN FEEL WHEN THEY PLAY YOUR GAMES WHERE FEMALES WEAR BIKINIS OVER THEIR DD CUP BREASTS INTO *BATTLE*. FUCKING STOP IT."
<vip0r> fuck you man
<Kereth> I must be playin the wrong games
<vip0r> its so fucking hot i jack off all ovr my tv and beat myself with a frying pan
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<SolarS> huh
<Concord_Jet> according to the palyers guide and such
<swyft> dear god
<swyft> I was just about to be mean to fred, and then he joins
<swyft> freaky shit
<Peej> He knows man
<Piemongler> Creepy
<Concord_Jet> hurp blurp poop
<swyft> now I feel he's sitting there quietly judging me
- <vocks> oh man
<vocks> so
<vocks> you guys
<vocks> know about special k right
<Peej> ketamine?
<vocks> yea
<vip0r> you mean relient k
<vocks> no sean i do not
<vip0r> fuck
<vocks> i absolutely do not
<vocks> why would
<vocks> come on man
- <vocks> whats been happenin
<vocks> i care about each and every one of you
<vocks> haha i rescind that
<vocks> someone kb fred and ill say it again
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