- <Rainbow_Dash> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFUCKEVERYTHING
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<Concord_Jet> real monsters
- <GaryOak> http://equestriagirls.com/
<GaryOak> Gary Oak? Oh no sir
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<Concord_Jet> gary was here
<Concord_Jet> but not anymore
<AppleJack> Ash is still a loser, however
<AppleJack> That hasn't changed.
<AppleJack> Not at all.
- <%Concord_Jet> what the fuck is desktop.ini doing here
<%Concord_Jet> why are you on my desktop
<%Concord_Jet> I don't even
<%Concord_Jet> windows experience rating
<%Concord_Jet> hahaha
<%Concord_Jet> why is this even a thing
<%Concord_Jet> "YO DOG YOUR HARD DISC DRIVE SUCKS GET A BILLION DOLLAR FLASH DRIVE"
<%Concord_Jet> also why aren't my windows translucent
<%Concord_Jet> I want my amusing and useless features
<%Concord_Jet> oh there it goes
<%Concord_Jet> I seriously wonder how much processing and memory it takes up to have the translucency effect
<%Concord_Jet> come on people talk about something fuck
<%Concord_Jet> Firesuite how gay are you today?
<%Concord_Jet> Rainbow_Dash do you still like ponies
<%Concord_Jet> shardz are you still... I don't even know
<%Rainbow_Dash> um that's an incredibly silly question to ask i'm a little offended, even
<%Concord_Jet> how offended are you
<%Rainbow_Dash> I mean
<%Concord_Jet> on a scale of wardrobe malfunction to eiken
<%Rainbow_Dash> my name is Rainbow Dash
<%Concord_Jet> also I recall you earlier talking about the songs on that show
<%Concord_Jet> do they have different voice actors for the singing segments
<%Rainbow_Dash> oh no wonder we won that match we had hulk hogan on our team
<%Concord_Jet> reminds me of the time when I played a game with Ron Paul
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<%Firesuite> Andy: Not very gay. In fact I was pretty straight. I slapped my colleague's hot ass, and made a sexist joke about her
<%Firesuite> She's about 6 ft tall slim long blonde hair and blue eyes, and I'd totally go straight for her ;o
<%Firesuite> Alas, I don't know how women's down-there parts work
<%Concord_Jet> that's a goddamn lie all of it
<%Firesuite> So I'd probably suck at being straight
<%Firesuite> ¯\(°_o)/¯
<%Firesuite> No it's not
<%Concord_Jet> the woman's down there is a signularity of infinite mass in no space
<%Concord_Jet> not complex at all
<%Firesuite> I got away with it too because I'm her friend :v
<%Firesuite> So it wasn't all bad
<%Firesuite> But srsly
<%Firesuite> dat ass
<@InflectionPixel> we're not banging rocks together down there, we know how to make a quantum space hole
- <@Pinkie> Hey Rado are you a gamer?
<@Pinkie> You see that's a person that plays these things called "games"
<@Pinkie> Just like somebody who watches movies -- a rare breed, indeed! -- is a movier
<@Rado> um i play interactable art jaron, not "games"
- <%Rainbow_Dash> wait Phawks why didn't you like The Book of Eli
<@Pinkie> You're done already?
<%Rainbow_Dash> no
<%Rainbow_Dash> but like
<@Phawks> wasnt what I had gone into the theatre expecting
<%Rainbow_Dash> how exactly again?
<%Hair> aw man Book of Eli owns
<@Pinkie> MISLEADING TRAILERS
<@Phawks> Yeah
<%Rainbow_Dash> ?
<@Rado> yeah that movie wasn't as good as it looked
<%Rainbow_Dash> really?
<%Hair> BUT HE WAS BLIND MAN
<@Phawks> XD
<%Hair> !!!!!!
<@Rado> hey what happened to that blind dude that used to come here. matt? is he dead
<@Pinkie> His computer got all sorts of infected
<@Phawks> Should've been called the Book of Asier
- Travis Rado Salt: dude. I am going to buy myself some bacon. and put bacon salt on it.
Jaron Sphar: Science has a word for that
Jaron Sphar: "overbaconated"
Jaron Sphar: you laugh now
Jaron Sphar: but it's dangerous
Jaron Sphar: look up the health effects
Travis Rado Salt: there isn't any bacon in this though
Travis Rado Salt: it's kosher and vegetarian
Jaron Sphar: Wait wait wait
Jaron Sphar: bacon, seasoned with bacon salt as it's fried, yeah?
Jaron Sphar: Topped with bacon bits.
Travis Rado Salt: XD
Travis Rado Salt: hell yes
Travis Rado Salt: gonna go to souplantation and steal some bacon bits
Travis Rado Salt: slyly pull out a plastic bag while in line
Jaron Sphar: Load 'em into a pocket lined with a plastic baggie
Travis Rado Salt: there you go
Travis Rado Salt: stock up for the baconocalypse
Jaron Sphar: That is a super fun word to say aloud
Travis Rado Salt: that's like the apocalypse but instead of all the christians being pulled into the heavens god pulls all the bacon into the heavens and eats it all, that fat pig
Jaron Sphar: Imagining you like a crazy street preacher
Jaron Sphar: BROTHERS AND SISTERS
Jaron Sphar: THE BACONOCALYPSE NEARS
Travis Rado Salt: I should get out there and tell the world
- Jaron Sphar: The hike was really fun though
Steven Simonitch: 'the' hike?
Jaron Sphar: Robbie and I went hiking up Adam's Canyon (HUR HUR) yesterday
Jaron Sphar: I was woefully equipped but it was super fun
Steven Simonitch: See, I didn't know that. So you can't use 'the' here.
Steven Simonitch: I feel like you're being gramatically insensitive with me.
Jaron Sphar: Steve, I think we both know how grammatically insensitive I am.
Jaron Sphar: I am just not a very sensitive person, grammatically speaking.
- <vip0r> youre in vegas brah?
<Fluttershy> Aye visiting my cousin
<vip0r> good shit
<Fluttershy> Came out here with some friends visiting a 21st
<vip0r> sweet
<Fluttershy> Sean bro my cousin's upstairs hallway is a bridge
<Fluttershy> It is a hallbridge.
<vip0r> :')
<Fluttershy> I want to stand on it and shout at the dogs YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
<AppleJack> It's Fries time
<Fluttershy> glhf!
<vip0r> you have my axe spence
<Fluttershy> I am Jaron!
<AppleJack> XD
<Fluttershy> Spenc is Rainbow
<AppleJack> <-- Phawks
<Fluttershy> I know it's hard to keep the bronies...straight
<AppleJack> our "Ponysona"s confuse all
<Rainbow_Dash> three months of winter coolness and awesome holidays~
- <Concord_Jet> Issac Newton your made up mathematics are bullshit.
<Concord_Jet> Infinity divided by infinity squared equals zero. Yeah sure
<Concord_Jet> And all these fucking greek letters
<Concord_Jet> Its like I am playing solitaire and the only thing in the deck are jokers and those cards with rules on them.
- <Fluttershy> Fuckin' love Joey Comeau
<Rainbow_Dash> man
<Rainbow_Dash> Forza trippin me out
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<Rainbow_Dash> the sound it makes after a race is the same as getting a trophy on ps3 and that's what I'd heard it on first so when I heard it on Forza I was like "what? did I get a trophy? on Forza?"
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<Guest1233523967> Fun
<Rainbow_Dash> as;dklfja;dklfjha;fgkljz;klvasd;fklj
<Rainbow_Dash> what
<Guest1233523940> Oh is nickserv back?
<Guest1233523940> Or, wait, it was never gone
<Guest1233524048> the future is now, repent to your digital overlord
<Guest1233523940> Why do I just randomly deauth
<Rainbow_Dash> hahaha thanks for the human shield
<Guest1233524048> inscribe your new citizen number to memory
- <Fluttershy> Gonna get rich and make the Bronymobile; paint it like Rainbow Dash
<Concord_Jet> ...
<Fluttershy> Hey Andy I bet you're <!DOCTYPE lame>
<Concord_Jet> yeah well I bet you eat da poop oo
<Fluttershy> I once dropped an <Andy /> tag in my XHTML and it spawned random links until my browser crashed
<Concord_Jet> I once dropped a <Jaron /> tag in my XHTML and it didn't load the page for two years
- <Fluttershy> You know I still think it should be a shift lock, and either keep locked down like the days of old, or be a toggle switch
<Fluttershy> Just sayin'
<Phawks> Oh I totally agree
<Fluttershy> We could make this
<Phawks> I wish they made them now, it's not like it's a matter of cost anymore
<Fluttershy> We could, couldn't we?
<Phawks> We could
<Phawks> Toggle switches are cheap as fuck
<Fluttershy> The shift lock would literally ground the shift
<Fluttershy> Just ground all the keys
<Phawks> Yeah
<Fluttershy> Would a shift during a shift lock /un-shift/? I doubt it
<Fluttershy> Depending on how you did it internally
<Phawks> Yeah, it depends on what you wanted
<Fluttershy> Maaaaaaaaaan
<Fluttershy> we need to live together
<Phawks> ;)
<Fluttershy> and do things like this in between our unrestrained gay sex
<Phawks> Or during
<Fluttershy> Would I let you fuck me from behind as I wore a pink wig? You fucking betcha
<Fluttershy> What, me working on the kb trying not to moan as you try your hardest to make me give?
<Fluttershy> Trying to get a reaction out of me?
<Phawks> That.
<Fluttershy> You fucking bet.
- <vip0r> new pair of boxer briefs acquired
<vip0r> i always think of jaron when putting on boxer briefs
<Fluttershy> FUCK YES
<vip0r> then i get a boner and have to stand there for like 5 minutes
<Fluttershy> yes yes yes yes
<vip0r> flick it a little then continue on with my day
- <Kereth> mmm
<Kereth> cold papa johns
<vip0r> nom nom nom
<Kereth> don't know what happened between now and being a kid
<Kereth> couldn't stand cold pizza
<vip0r> i prefer warmed up
<vip0r> but id eat it cold
<Kereth> prefer either fresh baked or cold
<vip0r> just how i like my prostitues
<Kereth> don't really like to microwave pizza
<vip0r> ah
<vip0r> yeah
<vip0r> microwave papa johns aint bad
<vip0r> i sub the garlic cups for red sauce cups
<vip0r> sort of lube it up after a microwave
<Fluttershy> XFD
<Kereth> yeah you got to after a zap
<Kereth> looooooooooooove me some cold papa murpheys take n' bake pizza though
<Kereth> can't decide if I like it better hot or cold
<Kereth> because either way it's fantastic
<vip0r> did you dare say papa murphy
<vip0r> papa john will have you hung in the gallows for that
<vip0r> frankly the papas dont get along
<Fluttershy> XD
<Kereth> yeah I said papa murphy
<Kereth> I just said it again
<vip0r> i tattooed better ingredients better pizza on my forehead
- <ZekeTheSquirrel> Jesus Phawks, my Minecraft ping on your server is literally 200+ seconds
<ZekeTheSquirrel> not ms, seconds
<ZekeTheSquirrel> As in several minutes
<GaryOak> Wow wtf
<ZekeTheSquirrel> yeah.....
- <Peej> Fluttershine? YES.
<GaryOak> shy
<GaryOak> >.>
<GaryOak> <.<
<Peej> That is more fitting but less fab
<GaryOak> I thought the same too though
<Peej> She's p. awesome
<GaryOak> Ok
<Peej> How is bronies.org coming along
<GaryOak> So I just corrected someone on the name of a My Little Pony character
<GaryOak> Where exactly to I hand in my man card?
<GaryOak> Is their a central office?
<GaryOak> Do I mail it in?
- <GaryOak> Ok, time to piss
<Peej> Ha ha instead of just NPCs staring at you into your soul
<Peej> Phawks I'll let FEMA know
<Kereth> yeah I dunno if you guys have seen any screens but they definitely don't have that half-melted wax figure look anymore
<vip0r> as an achievement whore with many 100% games, i have littel to no interest in playing black ops zombies
<Kereth> in the safer spots of the uncanny valley. from what I've seen there will be less "OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR EVERYTHING"
<vip0r> its just overall annoying to me
<GaryOak> Spenc: I saw them, they look pretty nice
<Peej> Sean I've never played it; why's it not good?
<vip0r> i dono just not my thing brah
<GaryOak> Also, I wish Fred was here so I could k/b him
<Kereth> XD
<vip0r> much rather play the real multiplayer
<Kereth> Sean that's too bad I totally played more zombies in World at War than I did the regular MP
<vip0r> yin and yang
<vip0r> together we exist as one
<Kereth> In a January 2011 interview with Dutch magazine Power Unlimited, executive vice president Todd Howard elaborated on Bethesda's design goals for graphics in Skyrim. He said that "We primarily look at how we can improve facial expressions and animations, graphics-wise," and that "we are working at pop-up issues, and we want to make sure that the graphics of the PC, Xbox 360, and PS3 are alike. All three will look just as good, aside from
<Kereth> the higher resolution and the anti-aliasing of the PC of course."[25] As stated by Howard, the studio has also invested in new talent to significantly improve voice acting and animation over previous Bethesda games.
<Kereth> lol
<Kereth> again, love those games
<Kereth> calling it "animation" is being a bit generous
<Peej> Black ops is actually a biography on the first black men to get +o status and the challenges they faced
<vip0r> LOL
<GaryOak> JARn
<GaryOak> JARm
<GaryOak> n
<GaryOak> Did you just say that?
<vip0r> i applaud that
<Peej> My fingers just typed those words, yes.
<GaryOak> I can see you now
<GaryOak> Just sitting at your desk
<Peej> (eating saltines)
<GaryOak> Staring at IRC
<GaryOak> SMIRKING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER
<Peej> Well now I am, yes
<Peej> :D
<Kereth> FUCKING SALTINES
- <vip0r> its honey nut cheerios time niggas
<Peej> OH SHIT
<Kereth> well we have been saying for a while about how we should go west
<Kereth> my brother and I
<Kereth> we've been thinking Portland
<Peej> Yuuuuuuuuuup
<vip0r> thats right i said honey NUT
<vip0r> not any of that whole grain bullshit THEY PUT THEY HONEY ON THAT
<vip0r> squeeze the bees right out their urethra and shit
<vip0r> give me that honey
- <InflectionPixel> looks at a little Al Jazeera and an interviewee mentioned "going to the Citadel", but I'm broken and thought of the giant fictional space station first, but she actually meant http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cairo_Citadel
<Peej> Next asscreed to take place in Egypt
<InflectionPixel> They should put the next asscreed in the ME universe
<InflectionPixel> you could totally climb around the Citadel
<Peej> He he
<Peej> Still totally love that JP AssCreed fanart
<Peej> You look at it and you're like Really? That doesn't...yes, it does. Yeah, that works. Yeah, I would play that, okay, yes. Why is this not happening? It should probably be happening.
<Concord_Jet> what fanart
<Peej> uh one sec
<Peej> http://pckl.org/asm/AC-CarteBlanche.jpg
<InflectionPixel> That just reminds me of Jade Empire
<Peej> I think part of what I like about it is that Japan is an island nation that's had a bizarre development that I could see easily influenced for--racist
<Peej> all asians are the same eh?
<Peej> god
<Peej> you fucking people
<InflectionPixel> all asians are made from interchangable machine parts for easy repair, like Vietnam-era firearms
<Peej> asians are the AK-47s of human beings?
<InflectionPixel> if you had to carry one race through a swamp to get to the objective, make it an asian
- <Abhorsenaube> This makes sooo much sense, you and Jaron get along because you are so use to handling meat, and Jaron likes his meat handled.
<Phawks> That's true
<Peej> TRUEST THING EVER SAID IN ZOVNDS.ORG CHAT OVER
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- <Concord_Jet> hey do you guys remember how to tell how far away a lightning strike is based on when the sound arrives
<Peej> Yes
<Concord_Jet> when it started snowing I saw a flash and then like eight seconds passed before I heard it
<Abhorsenaube> its like 30 miles then
<Concord_Jet> whats the math
<Peej> Jess and I were like 10 feet from one once
<Peej> that was...a surprise
<Abhorsenaube> math?
<Abhorsenaube> fuck I guess based on how hard I get
<Abhorsenaube> I don't know math
- <Peej> Fuck yes
<Peej> FUCK yes
<Dan> SEX yes
<Dan> I PG-13'd your message
<Dan> In case there are children reading
- <Dan> SEAN TEACH ME HOW TO DOUGIE
<vip0r> i do my best dougie on the toilet
<vip0r> basically hold both arms out to grasp any object
<vip0r> and push as hard as you can
<vip0r> until you prolapse or defecate.
<vip0r> thats my take on it anyway
- <Peej> Also it is criminal how terrible vi is
<Peej> typing :q! for every file I open in fear that something got fucked because dust landed on a sheep's back in India or something
<Kereth> ah yes, the dust sheep effect
<Kereth> much worse than the butterfly effect.
- <Phawks> Fucking Oddballs falling off their plates
<Phawks> stupid skulls not rolling normally
<Peej|shower|gay|men|fresh> Phawks I don't care what people say the rush is worth the price I pay I get so high when you're with me
<Phawks> JARn.
<Peej|shower|gay|men|fresh> Also you should be in our party chat!
<Peej|shower|gay|men|fresh> CJ and I are just shooting the shit while we make things
<Phawks> If you quote Kesha one more time I will come to your house, duct tape headphones to your head, and blast GWAR until you eyes bleed.
<Phawks> <3
<Peej|shower|gay|men|fresh> XFD
<Peej|shower|gay|men|fresh> But, but....
<Peej|shower|gay|men|fresh> I woke up this morning...
<Peej|shower|gay|men|fresh> feeling...
<Phawks> No
<Phawks> no
<Phawks> No you didn't.
- <vip0r> just ordered papa johns online 2 mediums for $12
<Peej> B)
<Peej> Pizza I had was Papa John's
<vip0r> i like to sub out the garlic sauce with pizza sauce
<vip0r> fucking if a venomous snake bit papa john on the dick id suck that shit out
- <Concord_Jet> hey guys
<Concord_Jet> is there a unicode character for the batman symbol
- <@vip0r> sometimes i wish an octopus with large tentacles penetrated every orifice of mine
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- <&Peej> "Oriental Bitch Gets Her Pokemon Popped" fucking rofl what
<@vip0r> god i read that and creamed all over my fucking computer god fucking sticky everywhere FUCK
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- <%Concord_Jet> "I liked Samus better before she became an anime" - dude playing prime 2
<&Peej> Heh, that is true
<&Peej> Prime 2 is when Metroid games started to die though
<%Concord_Jet> samus use your plasma beam
<&Peej> Why am I talking to NPCs? Oh christ, this world is terrible. Who the fuck did level/path design on this? Oh, this is a fuck. Cool, neat, limited shots for two beams, both of which are needed for traversal/progression
<&Peej> Man, Prime 2 was fucked up.
<&Peej> Still the least fun dark world I can recall in a game, too
<&Peej> sure am glad somebody set up these safe bubbles here
<&Peej> Prime 1 felt like an enviroment, Prime 2 felt like a very poorly designed obsctacle course that apparently nobody was supposed to be able to traverse but Samus
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<&Peej> I still think putting NPCs in Metroid was like using bacon fat as the main incredient in a vegan salad
<%Concord_Jet> gross
<&Peej> Indeed.
<%Concord_Jet> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HE8RTKBFlBI#t=8m30s
<%Concord_Jet> I remember like a year ago when the first video from the game was shown someone made a gif of the dude lifting his visor up and down
<&Peej> Haze?
<%Concord_Jet> anthony higggggggggggz
<&Peej> Or is that actually from Metroid?
<%Concord_Jet> yes
<&Peej> oh shit I never knew it was from Metroid
<%Concord_Jet> anyway someone tiled it and it was hypnotic
<&Peej> man
<&Peej> the VA is so bad
<&Peej> which is a shame because there shouldn't be VA in Metroid
<&Peej> Wow, this really is some anime bullshit
<&Peej> ahahaha
<%Concord_Jet> the guy who made video had adam yell "USE YOUR PLASMA BEAM" over and over while ridley was ruining her shit
<%Concord_Jet> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoR3I7lHGSI
<&Peej> what is she baby crazy
<&Peej> But seriously they should make Zelda: Other M where Link is a zombie dressed in ninja garb, and it's a third-person shooter
<%Concord_Jet> yes she actually was baby crazy
<%Concord_Jet> baby
<&Peej> fantastic
<&Peej> Anyways Prime 1 sure was a great game
<%Concord_Jet> also apparently dude who samus had daddy issues with does a heroic sacrifice that is completely pointless
<&Peej> you might as well be telling me the plot of a porno dude I could not care less
<@vip0r> okay well this guy walks in with a pizza but it has a hole in the bottom
- <&Peej> Fuck ass I want to beat MM again
<&Peej> Joe still has my best 64 controller
<&Peej> You remember how hardcore some of the bosses in MM were?
<+ZekeTheSquirrel> I haven't touched my cartridge since I got it back from you so you're saves are all still there
<&Peej> Did you know we ended up finding my cartridge?
<+ZekeTheSquirrel> Nope, didn't know that
<&Peej> Yeah. Joe fucking had it.
<&Peej> So after I gave you yours back, I beat it again on mine, 100%
<+ZekeTheSquirrel> Nice
<&Peej> All heart pieces (WITH a pretty busted 64 analog, mind you!)
<&Peej> But man, fuck Gyorg
<&Peej> God he is a motherfucker of a boss
<+ZekeTheSquirrel> Haha, yeah
<&Peej> Like, it always felt like I was doing it wrong because you have almost no window to hit him with the zora shield
<&Peej> and once you do, good fucking luck getting out of the water before he eats you and takes like 2 or 3 hearts
<&Peej> All of the bosses save Goht are pretty hardcore though
<&Peej> Possbily the hardest of any Zelda game
<&Peej> (the main four; Majora's easy as hell, though I don't think I've ever fought him without the Fierce Deity Mask)
<+ZekeTheSquirrel> Yeah, I'd have to agree
<@vip0r> remember the fairies in oot were so fucking hot
<&Peej> XFD
<@vip0r> god i wanted to rape them so bad
<&Peej> rofl what
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- <&Peej> God, why is this movie so good?
<%Kereth> because you're a pedophile? I don't know, man.
<%Hair> Party at Kitty and Stud's?
<%Hair> Oh, Incredibles.
<%Kereth> XD
<%Kereth> http://fukung.net/v/21300/e94ab464dcb93928d942225dfcaa80e7.jpg
<%Kereth> fuck
<%Hair> RAGE RAGE RAGE Fuck you Two Corpses in One Grave
<%Hair> O_O
<%Hair> we all knew hawks were bad as hell...
<&Peej> YO I'LL CUTCHU MANG
<%Hair> oh shit
<&Peej> <%Kereth> because you're a pedophile? I don't know, man.
<%Kereth> ;)
<%Hair> clicked the image, got http://fukung.net/v/8345/67eb13f19176276a2f0d6679aff30d02.jpg
<&Peej> Yo Spenc, what's worse than having to stuff 12 moist oyster meats into your grandma's vagina, then suck them out?
<&Peej> Jonestown more like Cooltown B)
<%Hair> getting a lap dance from...Fred?
<&Peej> Nah man, shoving in 12 and sucking out 13.
<%Hair> nevermind, that's actually pretty hot.
<%Hair> And so is that.
<@vip0r> raging erection now
<&Peej> I know, right?
<%Hair> Yeah. I just used mine to knock a hole in the wall. And now I'm fucking that hole.
<%Kereth> yeah I've actually had a feeling in my throat all day like I'm going to throw up
<%Kereth> thanks for that
<%Kereth> thank you
- <@Dan> [Dan PING reply]: 20secs <— This is what happens hen I try to load 2 pages at one time... Fuck you Afghan internet
<%Concord_Jet> what is probably happening is that you are beaming up to a geostationary sattelite and it has to beam to another satellite which beams down to the US
<%Concord_Jet> which is like 50,000 miles or more
<@vip0r> WOAH I THOUGHT HE WAS USING AFGHAN T1 BACKBONE
<@vip0r> THANKS FOR CLARIFICATION
<%Concord_Jet> they got really fast internet there normally
<%Concord_Jet> piracy capital of the world
<%Concord_Jet> no wait htat's russia
<%Concord_Jet> in any case FUCK YOU
<@Dan> My dick hurts
<%Concord_Jet> they have pencillian for that
- 02:57:53 <@vip0r> if you work in a sex shop, what constitutes as NSFW?
02:57:54 <@vip0r> fags.
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- <@Peej> rofl Sean didn't you work at Petco with Marcellano
<@Peej> And said he liked to eat the dog food or whatever
<@vip0r> LOL
<@vip0r> yes
<@vip0r> LOL
<@vip0r> lmao forgot about that shit
<@Rado> dog biscuits taste pretty good when you're seven
<@vip0r> this guy stuffed his pockets with them
<@vip0r> to ring home
<@vip0r> in his defense they were not bad
<@vip0r> basically a bit stale cookies
<@Rado> yeah
<@vip0r> but stuffing pockets with em
<@vip0r> thats where i draw the line
<@vip0r> i will eat dog food, but not line my pockets for future consumption
- <@Dan> Every time we convoy outside the city here in Afghanistan it reminds me of driving through Utah. No joke.
- <@vip0r> they offered me a job but id have to move to korea lol
<@vip0r> i was like nothx
<@Peej> wtf
<@Peej> Did they say how much it would have paid?
<@Peej> You could have had a trillion megabit broadband and Starcraft on TV
<@vip0r> prob the same as i make at qualcomm
<@vip0r> as katy perry says
<@vip0r> you can travel the world
<@vip0r> but nothing comes close to the golden coast~
- <%Concord_Jet> man people in crazy taxi are the worst
<%Concord_Jet> 200 yards from a pizza hut and they call a cab
<%Concord_Jet> NO WONDER YOU'RE SO FAT
- <@vip0r> WE GOT SKUNKED ACHIEVEMENT MY BONER IS KNOCKING ALL MY SHIT OVER
<@vip0r> THERES DORITOS EVERYWHERE
- <&Peej[1951]suicide> I should stop staring at Z wanting to die and instead make some ramen
<%Concord_Jet> the tank in halo is so dumb looking
<&Peej[1951]suicide> also, it beats everything
<@Rakshasa> hm?
<@Rakshasa> it says in Reach the Scorpion main gun can just be destroyed
<@Rakshasa> with enough damage
<%Concord_Jet> maybe they shouldn't have put it up on top of a tower where everyone can see it
<@Rakshasa> http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060727210607/halo/images/8/8d/Tank.jpg lol old game
<%Concord_Jet> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/12/Strv_103c_a.jpg
<%Concord_Jet> this tank has hydraulics
<%Concord_Jet> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Bfts8BBnac&feature=related
<&Peej[1951]suicide> look what you did you got Andy started on tanks
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<%Concord_Jet> fucking love tanks
<@vip0r> the halo tank is a pretty realistic and cool tank
<%Concord_Jet> aaaaaaaaaaaaah no it is
<%Concord_Jet> not
<&Peej> Andy is bitter that bungie is better at tanks than he is
<%Concord_Jet> i will end you
- <@Rakshasa> i am planning to model the repair after left 4 dead medkits
<%Concord_Jet> I thought cruisers were heavier ships than destroyers
<@Rakshasa> IN MY SPACE THEY'RE NOT i can switch that around if that's true
<@Rakshasa> i dunno, it's space. shit's ridiculous
<&Peej[1951]suicide> lol now andy is a consultant he knows things that are relevant
<&Peej[1951]suicide> I love this
<%Concord_Jet> cruisers are bigger than destroyers, smaller than battleships, I think
<%Concord_Jet> or you could go ahead and name that lizard monster birdo
<@vip0r> battlesihps take 5 hits though
<@vip0r> submarines only take 2
<@Rakshasa> Other Personnel: Andy - Space Battle Science Advisor
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<@vip0r> HAY
<@vip0r> HAY
<%Concord_Jet> hi
<@vip0r> FUCK YOU
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- <@Peej> Sooooooo excited to hear Sean trash talk random 12 year olds
<@Peej> The best part is I can only hear people on my friends list
<@Peej> So it's always totally one-sided
<@Peej> But usually we hit a lobby and before anyone can say ANYTHING Sean is all HA HA YOU LITTLE BITCH I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER SO HARD LAST NIGHT HER FUCKING TEETH FELL OUT SO THEN I MOUTHFUCKED HER UNTIL SHE SHAT CUM
<@Peej> And I begin the match trying to stop laughing for the first 15 seconds
<+SolarS> that's incredible
<@Peej> It really is
<@vip0r> true stories
<@Peej> What's your rep at
<@Peej> Like 17%
<@vip0r> i think 79 negative
<@Peej> XFD
<@vip0r> yea pretty much
<@Peej> What do your 5 stars look like
<@vip0r> oddly i have 5 full stars
<@Peej> rofl whatr
<@vip0r> not sure how thats working
<@Peej> bahahhaha
<+SolarS> negative just rolls over to positive again
<+SolarS> that's how unsigned integers work right
<@Peej> Sean broke the system
<@vip0r> hahah
<@vip0r> yea
<@vip0r> on sc2 at the end of the game
<@vip0r> the etiquette is to say 'gg"
<@Peej> Aye
<@vip0r> when i win im like "nah"
<@vip0r> "fuck you"
<@Peej> XFD
<+SolarS> XFD
<@Peej> There is like nothing about your personality that I know IRL that lends to this
<@vip0r> yea i like being an ass on video games
- <%Concord_Jet> looks like one of my cats might be dying
<%Concord_Jet> all I know is my mom took him to the vet because he was wheezing
<%Concord_Jet> I bet he has like a mile of hair impacted in his intestines
<%Firesuite> I guess that cat's having...
* %Firesuite puts on shades
<%Firesuite> A bad hair day
<%Firesuite> YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
<%Concord_Jet> damn
- jan0r pants: Quote #1 is still you
mcsim02: kill and let kill
jan0r pants: That one that got voted up on bash.org 'n' shit
mcsim02: the quotes are ranked?
jan0r pants: No, ordered
jan0r pants: It was the first one.
mcsim02: ah
mcsim02: you gotta let me know these things
mcsim02: royalties and whatnot
jan0r pants: I've been stashin the cheques
jan0r pants: Stashin in a cool word because it sounds like it's short for "moustaching"
jan0r pants: "Whoa, look, that guy is 'stashin"
mcsim02: though royalties for those who achieve internet fame amount to getting a page on encyclopedia dramatica and your dignity is forever gone
- <@vip0r> just ate 6 papa johns slices
<@vip0r> satisfaction achieved
<@vip0r> 100 GS - Full as fuck
- <+SolarS> "I not only downloaded and deleted the koran/quran/qoran (oh, wtf) I annihilated it. After I deleted it I emptied my recycle bin as well."
<+SolarS> freerepublic
<@Kereth> take that, e-muslims
- <+vox> dan what do you do
<@Kereth> he kills terrists
<@Dan> Depends what day it is
<+vox> wednesday
<+vox> what do you do on wednesday
<%Concord_Jet> hey dan how often do you get on the horn and tell everyone about that enemy submarine you spotted
<@Dan> Alright, there's not a set schedule like that, damn it
<+vox> hahahah
<@Dan> We just got off 2 days of "SecFor", which is... Tower guard
<+vox> so youre a tower defender
<@Dan> Tomorrow we go talk to ANP (Afghan National Police) to help "mentor" them. Too bad they're all fucking retarded or corrupt
<%Concord_Jet> OPSEC SECFOR TECFEC RONJER
<@Dan> Tower defender like twice a month
<%Concord_Jet> ron jer is for when giant penises have been spotted
- <@Dan> Also, first one down. We have a preggo female in our company while deployed
<+vox> hah did you nail her
<+vox> just kidding its yours isnt it
<+vox> :D
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[00:37:57] <@Peejus> Spenc sometimes I feel like a Recommender of Quality Video Games but not this time because it's kind of a shoe-in
[00:38:15] <@vip0r> ah discussing glover are we