- <Vox> speaking of hangers i need to get more of them
<Vox> i wear shirts like an adult now hahhaa not really
<Vox> what if instead of going back to school i got really good at dwarf fortress
<Vox> like a dwarf fortress grandmaster
<Vox> does that exist
<Vox> like the bobby fischer of dwarf fortress
- Micah: You're home early. o.O
Jaron: Day got slow
Jaron: I’m not complaining since my left calf has been kiiiiilling me
Jaron: limping all day
Jaron: Imagine me limping home like an idiot and get a good laugh maybe?
Micah: I'm calf expecting you to fall over.
Micah: Ahahaha.
Micah: ...ha.
Jaron: OH MAN
Jaron: YES
Micah: Oh god
Jaron: YES.
Micah: Kill me now
- <vip0r> yo
<vip0r> got my first rectal exam tomorrow 8:40 AM
<vip0r> HOPE I PASS LOL
<Concord_Jet> k
<Concord_Jet> go study
- Jess: I just had a kitten on my head
Jess: Wish there was an emoticon for that.
Jaron: :3:>
- <vip0r> stayed home today :3
<Jermajesty> Indeed; MLK?
<vip0r> sorta sick still
<Rainbow_Dash> HELL YEAH GO BLACK PEOPLE DAY
<Jermajesty> damn
<vip0r> no day off for me lawl
<Jermajesty> Spenc
<Jermajesty> Today at work
<Rainbow_Dash> anyone want to get some 40s
<Jermajesty> A co-worker was like you guys wanna hear a joke
<Jermajesty> And my boss and I were like uh sure
<Jermajesty> So she’s like okay why do they put cotton in pill bottles?
<Jermajesty> And I’m like THAT’S IT, I’M OUT, GOTTA GO LOTION MY HANDS and left
<Rainbow_Dash> ah
<Rainbow_Dash> good choice
<Jermajesty> Came back, rubbin’ dat cocoa butter in, and told her “I hope you realize you just told that joke ON MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY.”
<Jermajesty> “…oh, I’m going to Hell.” “Yeah, yeah you are.”
<Rainbow_Dash> if your life was a choose your own adventure book you would be allowed to continue onto the next page
- <peej> man
<peej> I could make some bad decisions tonight
<Vox> youre going to bully me on myspace
<vip0r> are you going to 2rax on shakuras or something
<vip0r> no worse decision than that LOL
<Vox> wow sean
<vip0r> fag
<Vox> haha
<vip0r> s
<Vox> good recovery
- <vip0r> damn man this is fucked up, guys never sext
<vip0r> holy fuck
<vip0r> PROMISE ME YO GUYS WONT SEXT
<peej> Sean I’m all about the safe sext I only sext bros I knows
<vip0r> thanks man
- <vox> fuck i cant do it man oh shit
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<peej> (just going for realism here)
* Terri_Schiavo is now known as Terri_SchiavoO_e
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<peej> prob time to pull the plug huh
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* Terri_SchiavoO_o is now known as Vox
<peej> whoa zombie schaivoe
<peej> eseooe
* peej gives voice to Vox
<Vox> lol
<Vox> well
<peej> vox what ever made you choose the username vox_populi were you just being an asshole or what
<Vox> i am an enormous asshole yes
<Vox> i dont know
<peej> that’s why I love you though babe
<Vox> i was like 13 i read it somewhere hah
<peej> our phone calls were basically just us rubbing assholes together
<peej> asshole scissoring
<Rainbow_Dash> wow
<Rainbow_Dash> Wow.
<Rainbow_Dash> asshole scissoring.
<Vox> yes
<Rainbow_Dash> welp
<Vox> jizzoring
<Rainbow_Dash> internet's over
<Rainbow_Dash> I think I have carpet tunnel
<peej> dope where does it lead
<Vox> jizzoring leads to kids
<peej> vox I want to shove you face down onto the bed, pinning you down with my hand on your back, and fly into your asshole at mach 6
<peej> have you take the breadth of me in one solid thrust
<peej> yelping as, in the pleasure, you vaguely wonder if something just tore
<Vox> what
<Vox> like a power ranger
<Vox> thats not ok
<Vox> ._.
<Vox> stop typing
<Vox> you're typing right now and i want you to stop
<Vox> dont jizzor my asshole
<Vox> lmao
<peej> Let’s dirty fuck.
<Vox> how much meth did you smoke just now
<peej> like seven
<Vox> seven meths
<Vox> you smoked seven meths
<peej> in fairness 1/3 was a meth baby that I chopped up and insufflated but yes
- <Rainbow_Dash> serious sam the random encounter goty
<shardz> goty?
<Rainbow_Dash> GAME OF THE YEAR
<Peej> game of the year
<shardz> Oh.
<shardz> Because I wrote a library called "goty".
<Rainbow_Dash> that statement was in that new sarcastic font
<shardz> But it meant "Go Troll Yourself". It was an IRC library for Go.
<Peej> oh my god
<Peej> that is the nerdiest thing ever said in this chat
* shardz bows
<Peej> for like 70 different reasons that are folding in on themselves like string theory
<Peej> holy shit
- <Rainbow_Dash> hm
<Rainbow_Dash> Sequence is a cool game
<vox> youre a cool game
<vox> i play u
<vox> at the arcade
<vox> put a couple tokens in your mouth
<vox> and just play u
<vox> gimme them tickets baby
<vox> unf
- <vox> the state looks down on sodomy
<vox> and thats about the time she hung up on me
<Concord_Jet> vox what kind of hex are we talking about when you say witch sex
<vox> cerebral palsy
<vox> nah just some boils or whatever
<vox> on my junk
<Concord_Jet> neither of htose are hexes
<vox> uh okay she casted magic missile at me
- <Dan> Huh.. They really have a work out device called the "Jack Rack"
<Dan> That's what we in the Army call a bunk bed with blankets around it so you can't see in inside
- Jess: GOD. DAMNIT. THIS cat farts so much though ahh he farts so goddamn much
- <Concord_Jet> what a terrible night to have a curse
<Concord_Jet> hey Spenc you got a ghost here
<vox> hurrr
<Concord_Jet> duurrrrrrrr
<vox> literal ritard
<vox> are you mocking me
<vox> when we have sex im imagining you're caprica six
<Concord_Jet> shut up nerd
<Concord_Jet> okay go ahead
<vox> okay you dont own me dad
- <InflectionPixel> i'm playing BF3 and i'm not overheating anymore
<Rainbow_Dash> it was making you overheat?
<InflectionPixel> yea, it was the only game doing that
<Rainbow_Dash> o_O
<InflectionPixel> it's a rule of thermodynamics
<Rainbow_Dash> is it because there are soooo many graphics
<InflectionPixel> all of the graphics
<Rainbow_Dash> that is a lot of graphics...
<Hair> XD
<Concord_Jet> too many if you ask me
- <Fluttershy> So, Jaron. Have you ever seen a movie entitled "The Covenant"
<barber_pole_butthole> don’t think so
<Fluttershy> so, did you ever see "The Craft"?
<Rainbow_Dash> I remember trailers for that
<barber_pole_butthole> don’t think so
<Rainbow_Dash> it looked like Jumper at night
<Fluttershy> Well, it's that. But with boys with nice bodies instead of chicks.
<barber_pole_butthole> WHICH
<vox> i fucked a witch once
<Fluttershy> The Covenant
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<vox> dang
<vox> she hexed me good after the ether wore off
- <Fluttershy> I love that my UK Harry Potter Blu Ray box set shipped from the UK 2 days ago.
<Fluttershy> and that the delivery estimate is Dec 21.
<barber_pole_butthole> wait
<barber_pole_butthole> from the UK?
<Fluttershy> yea
<Rainbow_Dash> p_o
<Fluttershy> region free
<Rainbow_Dash> po_o
<Rainbow_Dash> p_o
- <vip0r> SWAG FLU
<vip0r> jarons infected
<Concord_Jet> more like gay flu
<Concord_Jet> later
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<vip0r> fuck you andy
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- <vox> i wanna live in the fucking woods and just stab and eat fucking owls
<Concord_Jet> that is just fucking fantastic
<vox> we can live together
<vox> in the wood
<vox> s
<vox> just two bros
<vox> nothing gay
<vox> stabbing and eating owls
<vox> while we jo
<Concord_Jet> that sounds pretty gay
<vox> well its not because we wont look at each other
<vox> just the owl remains
<vox> come on andy what say you
<vox> come on man I COULD REALLY USE A FRIEND WHEN IM STABBING AND EATING OWLS IN THE WOODS.
<Concord_Jet> naw I'd rather be in my missile silo
<Concord_Jet> playing minature golf
<Concord_Jet> really is that too much to ask
<vip0r> sup nigs
<Concord_Jet> owls
<vip0r> shiet
<vox> sean come live in the woods with me
<vox> plenty of owls
<vip0r> owls keep it too real
- <Concord_Jet> I'm bored, what's a good windows 98 emulator
- <InflectionPixel> I am holding 100 pounds in iron daggers
<InflectionPixel> i pretty much go around the whole province hocking my magical daggers once a week
<InflectionPixel> THIS ONE ABSORBS HEALTH AND THIS ONE... also absorbs health, that's all i make
- <Rainbow_Dash> also I find the tilde quite underused we're bringing it back
<Rainbow_Dash> doing important work here in the world of typing
- <vox> does he really talk like me like really
<vox> really
<vox> really jaron
<sex_werepie> ha ha
<vox> i will choke you with your own pants
<vox> i will take your pants off and choke you until you are dead
<vox> fred is nothing like me
<vox> does he eat women
<vox> like a snake would eat an egg
<vox> headfirst
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<Rado> HEY ALL YOU FAGGOTS
<Rado> I'M EATING ENCHILADAS AND DRINKING A MARGARITA
<Rado> ALSO I'VE ALREADY HAD A FEW DRINKS
<Rado> IT'S HTURSDAY NIGHT WHOOOO
<Rado> hey did you guys hear about those gay penguins
<Rado> they separated them so that they'd fuck some lady penguins
<Rado> and the gay groups got made
<Rado> BUT IT'S AN ENDANGERED SPECIES
<Rado> WOULD THEY RATHER THE PENGUINS NOT PRODUCE ANY PENGUIN BABIES AND HAVE THE SPECIES DIE OUT JUST TO LET THEM BE GAY
<Rainbow_Dash> well if they don't want to mate we shouldn't force them to mate
<Rainbow_Dash> like pandas, they cannot stand making babies
<Rado> they're not forcing them, they are putting them in a separate pen with lady penguins and seeing if they do it
<Rainbow_Dash> if we let them stay in the wild they would have gone extinct forever ago because they hate sex
<Rado> they are not holding the penguins at gun point
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<Rado> got mad not made obv
<Rado> that doesn't make sense
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<Rado> hey JOE PATERNO
<Rainbow_Dash> I don't even know what you meant by that
<Rado> WHY DON'T YOU GO SUCK A BABY'S DICK
<Rainbow_Dash> but you're too drunk to op
<Rado> too drunk, or just drunk enough?
<Rainbow_Dash> ..damn.
<vox> i cant read shit
<vox> i think for animals like that scientists should be allowed to genetically engineer them for alpha-ness
<vox> like splice their genes with animals that love fucking
<vox> fuck all the time
<vox> and then release them into the wild
<vox> hornier than ever
<vox> thats a good use of science
<vox> not like medicine or some lame shit
<vox> just making shitty limpdick animals super horny
<Rado> vox you have always had the best ideas
<vox> thanx man
<vox> im a dreamer
- <sex_werepie> Rob and Airi are watching the new Tron on Netflix and man this is pretty retarded
<InflectionPixel> that movie is pretty but a bit too full of itself
<sex_werepie> By ‘a bit too full of itself’ do you mean masturbating itself on screen right now in my face D:
<InflectionPixel> that's what the movie is full of
<InflectionPixel> cum
<InflectionPixel> that is now on your face
<sex_werepie> oh no
<sex_werepie> oh my
<sex_werepie> disney why I never
<InflectionPixel> sur...prise?
- <sex_werepie> god this meat boy speedrun is fucking disgusting
<vox> that game looks fun
<sex_werepie> what the fuck
<sex_werepie> Have you never played SMB?
<sex_werepie> it is fun but it’s so hard
<sex_werepie> And this guy is just demolishing it
<vox> no i dont play games
<vox> i played angry birds
<vox> have you heard of that
<vox> have you heard of angry birds?
<vox> lol z! qdb hello vox
- <Concord_Jet> hi I drove a car into a barrier
<Concord_Jet> also apparently something awful has a server for practicing jet flying
<Concord_Jet> and setting up controls
<InflectionPixel> can i unlock some goddamn flares with it
<Concord_Jet> maybe
<Concord_Jet> shit what is the official joy2key website
<Concord_Jet> ah there it is
<Concord_Jet> now I can do freelook whilst flying
<Concord_Jet> without having to push a button first
<InflectionPixel> http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltwziuuCNv1qztjn5o1_500.png
<vox> i am so bad at jets
<vox> i got into a cool dogfight with some other guy who was bad at jets
<Concord_Jet> it rather dumb that the start button on a 360 pad is automatically hard coded to bring up the menu
<vox> the minute i got on his six and started shooting some cunt with a stinger locked me
<Concord_Jet> and you can't unmap that
<vox> the auto mappings suck
<vox> always strafe into a fucking wall while sending out my feeler spots
<Concord_Jet> hey EA maybe I wanted to use that start button for something else
<vox> EA really doesn't give a fuck what you want
<vox> if EA was a drug dealer they'd be like hey i have this bomb ass shit its the dankest it'll get you so high sixty bucks little man put that money in my hand
<vox> and then you're like whoa but im not getting high EA
<vox> and EA would be like fuck you, smoke that again and tell me you're not high
<vox> and you're like im still not high dude this is oregano
<vox> and EA would be like hey you're right it is oregano
<vox> how about i give you a discount on your next purchase
<vox> of oregano
<vox> and you're like no that's unacceptable man i want the good shit
<vox> and EA would be like okay dude okay you want the good shit here it is
<vox> that's another sixty bucks
<vox> and you're like no man im not putting up with your bullshit ill go buy my shit from the indie dev down the street
<vox> and EA would be like fuck you dude get the fuck out, you're fucking banned from smoking my weed anyway
<vox> ...
- <Rainbow_Dash> FUCK I want some candy
<InflectionPixel> I'm going to give my whole bag of candy to the richest looking kid I see & trust that he'll trickle it down to the other kids.
- <Rainbow_Dash> hey anyone know how I can check MB or Video Bios without restarting my computer and such
<vox> yes grab a screwdriver
<vox> flat head
<vox> you're gonna want to pry your case open
<vox> and reseat the cpu
<vox> actually just take the cooler off
<Rainbow_Dash> whatever I didn't tell them what my BIOS are I demand they tell me how to fix my problem
<vox> and using a diamond tipped blade scratch your bios settings into the face of your favorite core
<vox> write legibly so your computer gnome can read it
<Rainbow_Dash> THANK YOU, VOX, I GOT IT
<vox> im just happy to help
- <vip0r> i get a text every friday with a papa john coupon code
<vip0r> lol
<vip0r> love this papa johns gui
<vip0r> on their website
<vip0r> dont even have to interact with anyone
<vip0r> plus i live literally next door to the johns
<vip0r> ULTIMATE SETUP FOR ANY ASPIRING SHUTIN NERD FATASS
- <Rainbow_Dash> drug time, everyone
<Rainbow_Dash> pick drug
<Rainbow_Dash> do it
<Glockness_Monster> Your love.
<Rainbow_Dash> you're about to get incredibly high.
<Glockness_Monster> =^DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
<vip0r> dayam nigga let me hit that
- Fred Davies: FUCK TIME
Fred Davies: not, I mean, not time to fuck, just
Fred Davies: you know
Fred Davies: fuck time, as a concept
- <vip0r> ants in my bathroom acting like they pay the rent and shit
<vip0r> fuck you
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<Rado> SUP PONYFUCKERS
<Rado> i can't believe you guys are still doing this bullshit
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<BARNEYTHEDINOSAUR> HEY LOOK I'M A CHARACTER FROM A CHILDREN'S SHOW TOO
<BARNEYTHEDINOSAUR> GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME, GUYS
- <Concord_Jet> hey let's all play a game
<sex_werepie> lol first Phawks was like let’s play some dow two! so I’ve been sitting on Skype
<sex_werepie> Then Micah’s all Jaron wanna run another dungeon in WoW?
<sex_werepie> now andy’s all LET’S PLAY A GAME
<Concord_Jet> a game that isn't fucking lame like those two lol
<Hair> what level are yall now?
<sex_werepie> 55 and also dow two is a great game dude
<Hair> damn, nice
<Concord_Jet> such a great story too
<sex_werepie> Andy lmfao man the story in that game is so bad
<sex_werepie> Good thing games are about gameplay
<sex_werepie> (???)
<Concord_Jet> things that are lame about dow2: the story
<sex_werepie> so that link I linked from Rob actually looks super dope in motion
<Concord_Jet> things that are lame about wow: everything
<sex_werepie> Andy you are super correct
<sex_werepie> Andy I assume your issue with WoW is how transparently it’s a time/money sink by design?
<Concord_Jet> yeah pretty much
<Glockness_Monster> Aren't most/all mmos?
<Concord_Jet> guess what I hate
<Concord_Jet> most/all mmos
<sex_werepie> Andy you’re not wrong about the money sink
<Concord_Jet> also I find the art direction and interface to be pretty terrible
<sex_werepie> But with friends it is fun
<sex_werepie> The art is take it or leave it, but yeah the UX is universally acknowledged as bad
<Glockness_Monster> Interface is fixable. Though I can see your point with the art.
<sex_werepie> Anyways all games are timesinks, really; what is comes down to is if you’re having fun
<sex_werepie> Just about all we do these days are five-man dungeons, and I do have fun
<sex_werepie> Not when I level or get new gear, but just actually being valuable to a team and knowing that if I fuck up shit goes south (which I have and it does, ha ha)
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<sex_werepie> sup penis police
<sex_werepie> you here for an inspection
<sex_werepie> I bet you are here let me take off my pants
<Hair> GUILTY!!!!!
<vip0r> and a taste test
<vip0r> tastes like beefaroni
- <sex_werepie> Seeing Kate Beaton tweet at Tim Schafer is pretty much why the Internet is the best thing actually.
<Concord_Jet> jaron did you get bit by a pie-man
<sex_werepie> I did
<sex_werepie> it’s kind of scary
<sex_werepie> I have to lock myself in a cage when a full moon is coming
<sex_werepie> so that nobody eats me :(
<Concord_Jet> hahaha your misfortunate is hilarious
- Fred Davies: :|
Fred Davies: :|||
Fred Davies: the internet, man
Fred Davies: how would we live without it
Jaron Sphar: Honestly
Jaron Sphar: Like, wtf, right?
Jaron Sphar: remember that recent PA
Jaron Sphar: About what did we do before the Internet?
Fred Davies: yeah
Fred Davies: shit sucked
Fred Davies: before the internet I just played video games
Fred Davies: now I just
Fred Davies: wait
Fred Davies: fuck
- <Rainbow_Dash> Jaron! how do I add you on skype
<Peej> gayforphawks
<Fluttertop> spit
<Fluttertop> out
<Fluttertop> my
<Fluttertop> drink
- <Pinkie> the alpha channel seems to be hiding all the shit I don't want but I can't seem to get rid of it
<Pinkie> I just need the alpha channel replaced with opaque (255) white
<Concord_Jet> no idea what that means
<Concord_Jet> I think I'll go to bed now though
<Pinkie> totes listening to Avril
<Pinkie> you should too
<Pinkie> as you fall asleep
<Pinkie> thinking of me~
<Concord_Jet> I'm thinking of how I took a shit and there were peanuts in it
<Concord_Jet> so close enough!
- <Concord_Jet> Pinkie
<Concord_Jet> why on earth did you set up OSX in chinese
<Pinkie> what
<Pinkie> no
<Pinkie> her laptop was in Chinese because she is
<Glockness_Monster> In Chinese, that is.
<Glockness_Monster> Couldn't find the English switch.
<Pinkie> actually
<Pinkie> I *did* switch it into English
<Pinkie> Then back to Chinese when I was done
<Glockness_Monster> I meant her.
<InflectionPxl> why on earth did you set up a Chinese person's OSX
<Pinkie> the OS X was already set up the network was not
<InflectionPxl> why on earth did you set up a Chinese person's OSX's network
<Pinkie> so that...she had...internet
<Glockness_Monster> Because I'm lazy and his stomach was tiny.
<InflectionPxl> why on earth did you set up a Chinese person's internet
<InflectionPxl> it's just gold farming to fund the motherland
<Glockness_Monster> Because she fed us delicous dinner.
<InflectionPxl> you'll remember this moment when the Anchorage Reclamation comes
- <Pinkie> we're such assholes
<Rainbow_Dash> but we're also FAB♥U♥LOUS
- <Peej> I love the first comment on this http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/2011/05/the-hot-crazy-solid-state-drive-scale.html
<Rainbow_Dash> perfect.
<Peej> man. that's quality Internet commenting right there.
<Rainbow_Dash> now tell me more about the crazy filthy things you would do to me
<Rainbow_Dash> .
<Peej> have you ever had a man lift up your shirt as he licks you from your happy trail up to your right ear, nibbling on the lobe, then going back down again ever so slowly, not stopping at the happy trail?
<Rainbow_Dash> okay if I wasn't before I'm mostly gay now.
<Glockness_Monster> If that makes you hard, just imagine this: I live with the guy.
<Glockness_Monster> And that's... ... ... ... bananas.
<Rainbow_Dash> that just makes me jealous
<Glockness_Monster> Imagine what he'll do to you when you finally get here.
<Rainbow_Dash> yeah you're going to need a lot of pillows
<Rainbow_Dash> and wet wipes
<Peej> so hot.
<Rainbow_Dash> lets just get gay married now that's legal here you know
<Peej> I'm going to gay marry the shit out of you
<Rainbow_Dash> just gay marry it out of me? I doubt that quite a bit
<Peej> I WILL GAY MARRY YOU SO HARD YOU WON'T EVEN HAVE FECES LEFT IN YOUR BODY YOUR INTESTINES WILL BE PRISTINE
<Rainbow_Dash> that appeals to me
<Peej> I'm gonna gay marry you so hard you'll turn 360 degrees and walk right into my arms :>
<InflectionPxl> so hey guys football is almost back on
- <Peej> "The Japanese Phantasy Star Online 2 website was updated earlier today with new screenshots and information. Under the Concept page, we learned the following:There will be multi-party quests, in addition to multi-party areas.Techniques and items can be linked to the number key palette menu.Lip color will be a character creation customization option."
<Peej> Lost it on the last sentence
<Rainbow_Dash> oh, breast size and shape editing sliders weren't enough for you?
<Peej> lip color
<Rainbow_Dash> fucking lip color.
<Rainbow_Dash> my dick better be a color option
<Peej> yessssssss
<Peej> dickhead lime green
<Rainbow_Dash> what?
<Rainbow_Dash> I don't know what's up with your penis but mine is not lime green
<Peej> not doing it right
<Rainbow_Dash> how exactly do you do that right/why would I want to
<Peej> styledick
<Rainbow_Dash> still not following you
<Peej> so fashion so posh
<Peej> you can see it with your taste buds when you are here
<Rainbow_Dash> are you suggesting we dip our cocks in paint and proceed to do things which would explain themselves at this point in my statement
<Peej> paint is toxic dicksucking is not yum yum!
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<InflectionPxl> hotter than the middle eastern climate
<Rainbow_Dash> finger paints aren't
<Rainbow_Dash> oh my GOD I have been revived twice this whole game why did those guys even spawn as medics if they aren't doing shit
<Peej> if you fingerpaint with your dick I will clean it all off with my tongue when you're done. if I can wait that long.
<Rainbow_Dash> so I wouldn't ever get any paintings done
<Rainbow_Dash> that's what you're telling me
<Peej> aside from giving me facials, Pollock style? Nope.
<Concord_Jet> on an unrelated note
<Concord_Jet> power station is a pretty buggy map too because if you die on one of them you respawn outside of the map boundaries which looks trippy as fuck
- <Peej> Sean you should hook me up w/ a job at Qualcomm
<Peej> "Yeah my buddy Jaron is pretty good at not making websites"
<Peej> they should totally hire me to do that
<vip0r> many such positions available :3
- <Concord_Jet> of course wikipedia would have an entire page for japanese swordsmithing and not any other region
<Pinkie> XD
<Rainbow_Dash> I'm much more interested in any other kind of sword besides those made in japan
<Pinkie> japanese steel hattori hanzo clearly superior
<Pinkie> apologies to spenc for just making him gag
<Pinkie> on something that wasn't my penis
<Concord_Jet> japanese had shitty iron they had to get from sand so they had to fold it repeatedly to burn away the impurtiies and get something decent
<Rainbow_Dash> there is nothing else in the world I would allow that far down my throat that had to come back up
<Rainbow_Dash> does smoke count? I don't think it does
<Concord_Jet> throat or esophagous
<Rainbow_Dash> nothing but food and Jarons cock will make it past my tonsils is that clearer?
- <Rainbow_Dash> shit
<Rainbow_Dash> guys
<Rainbow_Dash> my computer
<Rainbow_Dash> would have to be wireless internets and I don't know how to do that
<Pinkie> wireless card but ew
<Pinkie> PCI or USB
<Rainbow_Dash> okay but
<kezzthefall> man wow.
<Rainbow_Dash> I don't know what I'm looking for like on newegg because you type in wireless receiver and they show me wireless webcams with audio and why the fuck is it showing me this no
<Pinkie> http://www.newegg.com/Store/SubCategory.aspx?SubCategory=31&name=Wireless-Adapters
<Rainbow_Dash> yesss
<kezzthefall> drunk.
<Rainbow_Dash> yes yes.
<Rainbow_Dash> lets touch bodies without clothes
<kezzthefall> that.
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<Rado> I just spent like a minute staring at my TV screen wondering who in god's name the gamertag "ze rainbowdash" was then I remembered you guys are gay as hell
<Rainbow_Dash> you misspelled awesome
<Rainbow_Dash> like, by a lot
<Rado> don't think that is what I was going for
- <Pinkie> what is the point of thawing something by leaving it in room temp water
<Pinkie> why not just leave it in...the room
<Rainbow_Dash> there is no logic to that
<InflectionPxl> thawing at room temp water? i thought it had to be cold
<Rainbow_Dash> huh.
<Rainbow_Dash> http://pcpartpicker.com/p/y6j
<Rainbow_Dash> what do you guys think I found that on dtoid frontpage about making a cheaper pc to run BF3
<Pinkie> I thought cold too so maybe Rob just doesn't know wtf
<Phawks> "Thawing the chicken in cold water is a faster method than thawing in the refrigerator, but the proper precautions must be taken when using this thawing method. Fill the sink with enough cold tap water to cover the chicken and place the wrapped chicken in the water. The water should be changed every 30 minutes. Do not use warm water, even though it will thaw the chicken faster, it will also cause the growth of bacteri
<InflectionPxl> yea, defrost meat at room temp is no
<Phawks> From a recipe web site I just googled for
<Pinkie> ha ha you guys got my back
<InflectionPxl> http://www.foodsubs.com/Defrost.html
<Phawks> ofc I don't know if it's chicken, that was just a guess
<InflectionPxl> Room temperature method: Put the frozen item on the countertop and let it thaw at room temperature. This is fine for some baked goods, but don’t ever use this method with meat or fish—bacteria thrive on these foods at room temperature.
<Pinkie> I have water running over it because that's how we did it at TDM but I'll put it in a bowl (ofc it's still bagged)
<Phawks> Fucking Z!'s got thawing down.
- -GaryOak- The markers piss me off though, and will piss Joe off more.
-GaryOak- There are 6 of them. They have TS/Rarity/AJ/RD/PP and fucking CELESTIA
>GaryOak< WHY DO YOU HATE FLUTTERSHY HASBRO
>GaryOak< WHY DO YOU HATE HER SO MUCH
>GaryOak< Is it because she's new to gen 4? Is that why they hate her so much?
-GaryOak- Maybe
>GaryOak< Hasbro needs to get their merchandising the fuck together
>GaryOak< They are missing out on cash moneys
-GaryOak- Seriously. I tell everyone that all Hasbro needs to do to get lolmonies is make a Brushable Derpy
-GaryOak- Instant all monies
-GaryOak- It would be like putting a fucking cheat code in
- <Peej> He wants me to go out and bang ugly chicks with him (his words) but I am downloading Descent II
<InflectionNetbook> hahahahahahha
<Peej> Yeah
<Peej> Anthony you would have cracked up at the events that went down
<Peej> I got slapped by unclothed man titties a lot
<InflectionNetbook> call back when those chicks can handle THREE HUNDRED AND FUCKING SIXTY DEGREE GAMEPLAY