- <Concord_Jet> hi I drove a car into a barrier
<Concord_Jet> also apparently something awful has a server for practicing jet flying
<Concord_Jet> and setting up controls
<InflectionPixel> can i unlock some goddamn flares with it
<Concord_Jet> maybe
<Concord_Jet> shit what is the official joy2key website
<Concord_Jet> ah there it is
<Concord_Jet> now I can do freelook whilst flying
<Concord_Jet> without having to push a button first
<InflectionPixel> http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltwziuuCNv1qztjn5o1_500.png
<vox> i am so bad at jets
<vox> i got into a cool dogfight with some other guy who was bad at jets
<Concord_Jet> it rather dumb that the start button on a 360 pad is automatically hard coded to bring up the menu
<vox> the minute i got on his six and started shooting some cunt with a stinger locked me
<Concord_Jet> and you can't unmap that
<vox> the auto mappings suck
<vox> always strafe into a fucking wall while sending out my feeler spots
<Concord_Jet> hey EA maybe I wanted to use that start button for something else
<vox> EA really doesn't give a fuck what you want
<vox> if EA was a drug dealer they'd be like hey i have this bomb ass shit its the dankest it'll get you so high sixty bucks little man put that money in my hand
<vox> and then you're like whoa but im not getting high EA
<vox> and EA would be like fuck you, smoke that again and tell me you're not high
<vox> and you're like im still not high dude this is oregano
<vox> and EA would be like hey you're right it is oregano
<vox> how about i give you a discount on your next purchase
<vox> of oregano
<vox> and you're like no that's unacceptable man i want the good shit
<vox> and EA would be like okay dude okay you want the good shit here it is
<vox> that's another sixty bucks
<vox> and you're like no man im not putting up with your bullshit ill go buy my shit from the indie dev down the street
<vox> and EA would be like fuck you dude get the fuck out, you're fucking banned from smoking my weed anyway
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