#1740
<@Dan> Holy shit, I'm getting about 3KB/sec
<@Dan> This is amazing
<@Dan> Fuck yeah
<@Dan> Damn you, phone! Don't light up if I don't have a new text!
<@Peej> Dan, on one hand, those 28k speeds do indeed suck
<@Dan> I'm used to getting less than 1KB/sec, man
<@Peej> On the other, you're still on the Internet while HALFWAY ACROSS THE WORLD IN A GIANT DESERT.
<@Dan> It's not a giant desert, that's Iraq
<@Dan> This is mountain land with 300 billion rocks everywher
<@Peej> Dan, really?
<@Dan> Yeah, man. I don't see desert here, I see mountains and rocks
<@Dan> Lots of fucking rocks
<@Dan> Jesus there are a lot of rocks
<%Concord_Jet> afghanistan is pretty much all mountains jaron
<@Dan> I decided when God waas done creating the earth, he took all the leftover rocks and put them here