- Fanky04: This one time, one of my grandma's friends kept saying "Oh gollie" and my brother picked up on the phrase, except he changed it to "oh my gollie" and my dad yelled at him for using a slang of "oh my god"
Fanky04: yup
PsyberSykoZ01: WTF
PsyberSykoZ01: WHAT DOES YOUR DAD THINK "OH MY GOSH" IS?
PsyberSykoZ01: AND WHY IS HE A PRICK!?
PsyberSykoZ01: Gollie!=God
Fanky04: Well... he said it was the way my brother used it
Fanky04: Oh my gollie
Fanky04: turned it into slang I guess
PsyberSykoZ01: .......
PsyberSykoZ01: Tell him to imagine the minister saying "And gollie loves you, you are his child!"
PsyberSykoZ01: That would pwn him and show him he's wrong
Fanky04: lol, this was like a year+ ago
PsyberSykoZ01: By his logic Oh my greepalah" would prolly be related to god by him
Fanky04: I should make up something like that
Fanky04: and say it around him
Fanky04: "Oh my gerbil"
PsyberSykoZ01: lmao
PsyberSykoZ01: Yes
Fanky04: althought I think that should be "jerbil" but I dunno
PsyberSykoZ01: No it's with a g
PsyberSykoZ01: And he'd yell at you for making god into slang
PsyberSykoZ01: And you could pwn him royally
PsyberSykoZ01: By saying "Are you calling God a gerbil, or all gerbils Gods?"
Fanky04: I'd go buy a gerbil and name him jesus or something
PsyberSykoZ01: Ha ha!
PsyberSykoZ01: No nono
PsyberSykoZ01: Buy two
PsyberSykoZ01: And name one god
PsyberSykoZ01: and the other mary
PsyberSykoZ01: And call their kid jesus
PsyberSykoZ01: Esp if the kid is female
PsyberSykoZ01: You dad woudl kick your ass XD!
Fanky04: He'd burn them at the stake
Fanky04: and make me eat them
PsyberSykoZ01: He's make you eat jesus?
PsyberSykoZ01: If he did that you should tell him in a matter of fact way "Dad, Jesus was crucified, not burned. Duh"