- <InflectionPixel> http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/462474_390963374288204_100001236333022_1172315_185380078_o.jpg
<InflectionPixel> BOW DOWN
<Concord_Jet> that's not a very good picture
<Concord_Jet> all blurry and shit
<InflectionPixel> didn't realize you were associate professor with the art department at Don't Know Shit University
- <Concord_Jet> so my machine that blows air into my face so my throat doesn't collapse and make me snore
<Concord_Jet> is making a whistling noise
<Concord_Jet> which I could fall asleep while hearing but I dreamt of birds tweeting nonstop
<peej> birds can’t use Twitter, ya goof
<rado> twitter on the brain h--fuck you
<Concord_Jet> weirdly they were mostly crows
<Sir_Spenc> dude fuck you
- <vox> i just want to tell you that florida sucks shit
<Concord_Jet> it'll be mostly underwater in a few decades
<peej> “WARNING: DO NOT TRUST THIS WOMAN W/ YOUR CHOCOLATE http://pic.twitter.com/W2At5Yfy ”
<vox> thats no consolation to me, since i want to end this world in fire
<iPhawks> That is too much chocolate
<Sir_Spenc> my stomach is like "no"
<Concord_Jet> the lethal dose for an average human is 22 pounds of chocolate
<peej> interesting fact there Autism_Jet
<iPhawks> Good to know I'll never ever get close to that in even a month of consumption
<vox> what if i raped you
<iPhawks> Strike out month, replace with decade
<Concord_Jet> degreasing pizza
<peej> move it football head
<vox> fuck you charlie brown
<Concord_Jet> I ain't no dumb football helmet
<Sir_Spenc> guys lets stop the fighting
<Sir_Spenc> and play E.Y.E
<peej> Neil deGreasing Pizza
<Sir_Spenc> divine cybermancers
<Concord_Jet> GI Jewish
<iPhawks> You call this a bagel?
<vox> what the fuck is conversation about. i feel like im reading a Burroughs poem
<peej> URGAYNIUM BOMB
<Sir_Spenc> whatever your heart desires
<Sir_Spenc> *IRC*
- <Sir_Spenc> when I wave it means shoot that guy
<Phawks> Truckin and Fuckin
<Sir_Spenc> whoa
<Sir_Spenc> I'm glad you didn't say that like 30 seconds later I don't want to clean up a spill
<Abhorsenaube> Hey Spenc, what do you call a perfect Bro?
<InflectionPixel> Children of Brodom
<Abhorsenaube> A Pro
<peej> Anthony oh my god
<voxe> lmao
<Abhorsenaube> ohhhhhh my throne has just been stolen from me
<peej> ibubrofen
<InflectionPixel> was an article in cnn about brogrammers
<Sir_Spenc> man
<peej> I hate that brogrammer is a word that means a thing because I like the word but can’t use it because I hate the thing
<Sir_Spenc> you're all terrible
<InflectionPixel> that one wasn't me man
<Sir_Spenc> this drink is turning sour in my mouth because it can hear you through the internet
<InflectionPixel> it's a thing
<Abhorsenaube> what are you drinking?
<Sir_Spenc> ...grape drink
<peej> I wanna go to a resturant and order some brosket
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- Jaron: andy
Jaron: make me work on Z!
Jaron: be like Jaron
Jaron: Jaron you’re the worst
Jaron: Jaron make Z! happen
Jaron: Jaron make it happen now
Jaron: I bet that’ll work
Andy: wil it work
Andy: will you work
Andy: will anything
Jaron: theirs no hope :( :(
Andy: there is hope
Andy: if you
Andy: believe
Andy: in peter pan
Jaron: teach me.
- <vip0r> 1920x1080 changed my life
- <Dan> Shoved that shit in my ass and I feel GREAT
- <peej> is that Mark Whalberg what is even going on in these trailers
<vip0r> you guys know mark wahlberg beat up some old asian guy
<vip0r> and made him blind
<peej> O_o why
<vip0r> when he was a teenager or something
<Sir_Spenc> yeah he was a real racist motherfucker or something
<Sir_Spenc> maybe just a motherfucker
<peej> Sean that’s fucked
<vip0r> yea i read the wiki i was like D:
<peej> I hate his fucking face
<peej> he just seems like such a douchebag
<peej> gonna cause a douche singularity
<vip0r> hes the type to play protoss
<voxe> mark wahlberg 4gates every game
<voxe> no matter what
- <Dan> OMFG I THREADED THIS GOD DAMN NEEDLE
<Dan> FUCK YEAH
<peej> Spenc and I watched a ~25 min vid from the ’70s about sewing your own tie yesterday
<Dan> You know what I did? I served my god damn country by sitting around in an office playing games on my phone for 5 hours
<Dan> Yeah, who had the better day yesterday?
- <Dan> I peed on my wife in the shower, and she got mad. I said some people would enjoy that, and she said "I'm not in Japan", to which I replied "You can still enjoy their culture even if you're not there"
<Dan> Djr
<Dan> She's not happy with me
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<Dan> SEAN
<Dan> I have a friend named "Sean" who pronounces his name "Shane". Still confuses me to this day.
<vip0r> what the fuck?
<vip0r> how does that make any sense
<Dan> I DON'T KNOW
<vip0r> sean connery should go to his house and shit on his bed
<Dan> I just stopped talking to him, it was easier than remembering to pronounce his name like a 'tard
<Dan> I guess in his defense, it's his parent's fault for being retarded
<vip0r> bastards
- <InflectionPxl> http://jameshetfieldsoundboard.com/ again
<peej> to neva neva land is great
<InflectionPxl> pressing buttons in quieter sections of sleigh bells songs
<Phawks> That's the exact only one I clicked
<InflectionPxl> hahahahahahahhahjasdhfhasdfasdkfl;khjsdaflkjsagdl
<InflectionPxl> i just ruined riot rhythm
<InflectionPxl> i am so tired because i am fucking cracking myself up
<InflectionPxl> holy shit
<InflectionPxl> making call-and-respond style lyrics between alexis and james hetfield
<InflectionPxl> holy fuck that is way more hilarious than it probably is
- <vox> fuck you spencer for this tumblr link
<Rainbow_Dash> hey it's not my fault goth people are the ugliest people alive
<Rainbow_Dash> or that they're into things that make them even uglier
<vox> "you could say im eccentric/crazy/weird"
<vox> yes
<vox> yes we could
<vox> you're not weird because your hair is blue though
<Concord_Jet> spence you're wrong
<Concord_Jet> goths are not the ugliest alive
<vox> you're weird because you made your life about your hair being blue
<Rainbow_Dash> Andy share with me your wisdom
<Concord_Jet> it's the juggalo
<Rainbow_Dash> fuck
<vox> juggaloes are not people
<Rainbow_Dash> I was gonna say goths are a hard group to top
<Rainbow_Dash> but god damnit juggalos
<vox> hey im sorry but
<Rainbow_Dash> just saying it leaves a bad taste in my mouth
<vox> can we blame white people for these two
<vox> is that reverse racist
<vox> :D
<vox> dang i guess its sad that we have much less corruptable information storage
<vox> like future people could probably easily view terabytes of information about juggaloes and goths
<vox> i bet ancient people had some wack shit
<vox> but guess
<vox> what
<vox> it took one library burning to take care of that
<Rainbow_Dash> they're laughing at all of us from the future
<Concord_Jet> i'd like to time travel to the library of alexandria and make some copies of everything there
<Concord_Jet> I'm sure there's all kinds of awesome shit
<peej> <Rainbow_Dash> Andy share with me your wisdom
<peej> <Concord_Jet> it's the juggalo
<peej> <Rainbow_Dash> fuck
<peej> holy shit I’m cracking up
<Concord_Jet> observe the juggalo, in it's natural habitat, detroit
<Concord_Jet> as they congregate and feed on the streams of faygo
- <voxe> hitlers dick, i just closed like 20 chrome tabs
<voxe> aw neato
<voxe> fuck my computer is slow as dick
<voxe> i need more electrons
- <xorm> you might have a hovermouse afoot
<Rainbow_Dash> hovermice...
<Rainbow_Dash> serious issue in 2012
- <Rainbow_Dash> what country is Queen Latifah ruler of?
<InflectionPixel> your heart
<Rainbow_Dash> <3
<vip0r> the international house of pancakes
- Jess: Z! is sexy
Jess: He's so sexy.
Jess: I've decided Z! should be male.
Jess: & i'm so straight for him.
- <peej> omfg
<peej> guys
<peej> "Correct a condition where an incorrect response to a SMART counter will cause the m4 drive to become unresponsive after 5184 hours of Power-on time. The drive will recover after a power cycle, however, this failure will repeat once per hour after reaching this point. The condition will allow the end user to successfully update firmware, and poses no risk to user or system data stored on the drive."
<peej> MY BSODS HAVE BEEN LIKE EXACTLY ONE HOUR APART
<peej> I'm laughing so hard
<vip0r> rofl nice bug
<peej> how the fucking hell
<Rainbow_Dash> so don't leave your shit on
<peej> Spenc so upgrade to this new firmware
<peej> I'm still running 0004 I think
<vip0r> nasty bug lol
<peej> yeah that's super gross
<vip0r> that bug dirtier than a skrillex dubstep drop
<peej> I guess I missed some other firmware maybe I'm still using 0002
<vip0r> filthy bug
- <peej> rofl gotta use === for this function because PHP is the worst
<vip0r> does that mean hella equal
- <InflectionPixel> the atmosphere of desparation is pretty thick
<InflectionPixel> and the relative calm of the Citadel can be worked into some sort of modern day war analogy
<InflectionPixel> HI IM AMERICAN I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR GALAXY UNLESS A REAPER LANDS ON MY CAR AND BURNS MY ROSE GARDEN WITH A BUNCH OF LASERS
<InflectionPixel> i wish i could get a chocobo stable onto the Normandy
- <notvox> hummingbirds are nice
<notvox> TO STUFF WITH CHEESE AND EAT
<notvox> HUMMINGBIRD POPPERS
<notvox> FRIED
<notvox> BEER BATTERDD HUMMINGBIRD
- <Fluttershy> OH! dude, no, we got it :) it really didn't take us long to do any moving.
<peej> oh okay dope
<peej> just holla at your boys if you end up needing us, you know that <3
<Fluttershy> most our stuff is already packed so it's literally going to be "load a few boxes into both shay's parents trucks, and go!." actually, let me ask shay, cause ya know, it WOULD be pretty fucking hillarious to have like, you , rob, micah, greg, brandyn, anthony and anyone else help move and have it done in like, an hour.
<peej> ALL DAY AFFAIR? I THINK NOT.
<peej> FRIENDSHIP POWERS ACTIVATE
<vip0r> having people help you move is so fucking nice
<Fluttershy> oh my god i can only imagin how fucking QUICK that shit would go, omg.
<peej> yuuuuup
<Fluttershy> peej, i'll ask shay tomorrow (she sleepin) but yea, maybe like, the saturday after the 19.
<peej> kk dope tentatively the 24th it is
<peej> maybe after we’re all done we’ll sit on the floor and eat some Papa John’s or something
<peej> been a while since we’ve gotten some big ol’ friendship goin’
<Fluttershy> oh my god. throw in the dining table for some moving to apples.
<Fluttershy> just a fuckin chilled out "nothing is put together or hooked up but we's gunna have some friendship" night.
<vip0r> wrestle around in the open space
<peej> yup exactly
<peej> just boxes all around
<peej> sitting on the floor
<peej> no electronics hooked up
<vip0r> someone accidentally gets hurt
<peej> just overhead lights
<vip0r> people painc
<peej> ahahhaa
<vip0r> you bury him somewhere in the woods
<vip0r> quiet secret between friends
<vip0r> until they all start disappearing
<vip0r> one by one
- <Rainbow_Dash> my brain is dubstepping
<peej> neurostep
<Rainbow_Dash> what can't you put step at the end of
<peej> holocaust.
<Rainbow_Dash> oh.
- <peej> For Andy: http://youtu.be/xiyq-7_-auc?hd=1
<Concord_Jet> why is this for me
<Concord_Jet> this is the worst gift
<Concord_Jet> you are a terrible santa
- Jaron: okay dude very tired bed time
Jess: D'aw. I'm actually getting kinda tired too. Like.. my body's getting that achey, exhausted feeling. But my mind ain't :|. Gonna have weird dreams again
Jess: Nn?
Sent at 03:58 on Monday
Jess: I dreamt about anorexic gorillas in the desert.
Jess: Some of them worried that they were too plump, that they'd look too delicious to the vultures above
Jess: So they intentionally starved themselves, also to look more desirable for there mates
Jess: Scientists hearing somehow of this, snagged up the desert gorillas & there was a big commotion about it, Fox News airing a story & animal activists becoming so upset that they nuked the scientists laboratories. Except totally with the gorillas inside
Sent at 11:28 on Monday
- <vip0r> i check out DVDs from my local library lol
<vip0r> i call it niggaflix
- <peej> http://pckl.org/asm/hot_fire.png
<Concord_Jet> thats sexual harassment and I don't have to take it
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- <italic_f> would valentine’s day dubstep be wubstep
<Concord_Jet> man fuck you
<Concord_Jet> I'm going to bed
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- <peej> whoa this old code was actually bad
<peej> like worse than I thought
<Rainbow_Dash> burn it
<peej> I will
<peej> Just updating it for now
<peej> In a little bit will simplify the FUCK out of it
<peej> I was a supernoob I guess
<peej> rofl
<peej> I hate this code so much
<peej> you guys shouldn’t even be my friends
<peej> this code is so bad
<Rainbow_Dash> you were young and stupid
<Rainbow_Dash> and not as full of caffine I bet
<Rainbow_Dash> god you take a lot of caffine
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<Dan> My wife spent my Xbox points to watch a Twilight movie while I was gone...
<Dan> I need a new wife
- <peej> why do I do anything with my life other than play PSO
<peej> is actually the question here
<peej> spenc would you fuck me
<Rainbow_Dash> because you're misguided
<Rainbow_Dash> comfortably
<Concord_Jet> I'm going to bed cause when I do that I dream of worlds slightly less shittier than this one
<Rainbow_Dash> did Obama really close guantanamo
<peej> question the second does that mean you’d give me a blowie while I fight De Rol Le and when I beat him I’d victory ejaculate into the back of your throat
<peej> Andy most depressing thing you’ve said all week wow man
<peej> are you the person in the depression commercials just looking out the window at the rain all melancholy
<Rainbow_Dash> that'd be less comfortable
<peej> video game head
<Rainbow_Dash> just because I know that it's going to happen doesn't mean I'll know when
<Rainbow_Dash> and I don't really like surprises
<Concord_Jet> I knew it would be
<vip0r> gn my niggas
<peej> I’m a gentleman I’d always tap you on the shoulder man
<peej> nn Sean!
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<peej> Plus I mean the dick starts pulsing so it’s not a total surprise
<Concord_Jet> http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/333/9/a/abe_lincoln_riding_a_grizzly_by_sharpwriter-d33u2nl.png
<peej> ‘the’ dick I’m talking about my penis in third person wow
<Rainbow_Dash> like I'm a fucking cock expert
<peej> Andy that pic will never not rule
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<peej> Damn you are taking over the topic
<peej> you you you vox you
<peej> save some for the rest of us eh
<Rainbow_Dash> I CAN'T HELP WORKIN IT LIKE A BOSS
<Rainbow_Dash> THAT'S JUST HOW IT IS
<Rainbow_Dash> (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
- <Vox> speaking of hangers i need to get more of them
<Vox> i wear shirts like an adult now hahhaa not really
<Vox> what if instead of going back to school i got really good at dwarf fortress
<Vox> like a dwarf fortress grandmaster
<Vox> does that exist
<Vox> like the bobby fischer of dwarf fortress
- Micah: You're home early. o.O
Jaron: Day got slow
Jaron: I’m not complaining since my left calf has been kiiiiilling me
Jaron: limping all day
Jaron: Imagine me limping home like an idiot and get a good laugh maybe?
Micah: I'm calf expecting you to fall over.
Micah: Ahahaha.
Micah: ...ha.
Jaron: OH MAN
Jaron: YES
Micah: Oh god
Jaron: YES.
Micah: Kill me now
- <vip0r> yo
<vip0r> got my first rectal exam tomorrow 8:40 AM
<vip0r> HOPE I PASS LOL
<Concord_Jet> k
<Concord_Jet> go study
- Jess: I just had a kitten on my head
Jess: Wish there was an emoticon for that.
Jaron: :3:>
- <vip0r> stayed home today :3
<Jermajesty> Indeed; MLK?
<vip0r> sorta sick still
<Rainbow_Dash> HELL YEAH GO BLACK PEOPLE DAY
<Jermajesty> damn
<vip0r> no day off for me lawl
<Jermajesty> Spenc
<Jermajesty> Today at work
<Rainbow_Dash> anyone want to get some 40s
<Jermajesty> A co-worker was like you guys wanna hear a joke
<Jermajesty> And my boss and I were like uh sure
<Jermajesty> So she’s like okay why do they put cotton in pill bottles?
<Jermajesty> And I’m like THAT’S IT, I’M OUT, GOTTA GO LOTION MY HANDS and left
<Rainbow_Dash> ah
<Rainbow_Dash> good choice
<Jermajesty> Came back, rubbin’ dat cocoa butter in, and told her “I hope you realize you just told that joke ON MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY.”
<Jermajesty> “…oh, I’m going to Hell.” “Yeah, yeah you are.”
<Rainbow_Dash> if your life was a choose your own adventure book you would be allowed to continue onto the next page
- <peej> man
<peej> I could make some bad decisions tonight
<Vox> youre going to bully me on myspace
<vip0r> are you going to 2rax on shakuras or something
<vip0r> no worse decision than that LOL
<Vox> wow sean
<vip0r> fag
<Vox> haha
<vip0r> s
<Vox> good recovery
- <vip0r> damn man this is fucked up, guys never sext
<vip0r> holy fuck
<vip0r> PROMISE ME YO GUYS WONT SEXT
<peej> Sean I’m all about the safe sext I only sext bros I knows
<vip0r> thanks man
- <vox> fuck i cant do it man oh shit
* vox is now known as Terri_Schiavo
* peej removes voice from Terri_Schiavo
<peej> (just going for realism here)
* Terri_Schiavo is now known as Terri_SchiavoO_e
* Terri_SchiavoO_e is now known as Terri_Schiavoe_O
<peej> prob time to pull the plug huh
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* Terri_SchiavoO_o is now known as Vox
<peej> whoa zombie schaivoe
<peej> eseooe
* peej gives voice to Vox
<Vox> lol
<Vox> well
<peej> vox what ever made you choose the username vox_populi were you just being an asshole or what
<Vox> i am an enormous asshole yes
<Vox> i dont know
<peej> that’s why I love you though babe
<Vox> i was like 13 i read it somewhere hah
<peej> our phone calls were basically just us rubbing assholes together
<peej> asshole scissoring
<Rainbow_Dash> wow
<Rainbow_Dash> Wow.
<Rainbow_Dash> asshole scissoring.
<Vox> yes
<Rainbow_Dash> welp
<Vox> jizzoring
<Rainbow_Dash> internet's over
<Rainbow_Dash> I think I have carpet tunnel
<peej> dope where does it lead
<Vox> jizzoring leads to kids
<peej> vox I want to shove you face down onto the bed, pinning you down with my hand on your back, and fly into your asshole at mach 6
<peej> have you take the breadth of me in one solid thrust
<peej> yelping as, in the pleasure, you vaguely wonder if something just tore
<Vox> what
<Vox> like a power ranger
<Vox> thats not ok
<Vox> ._.
<Vox> stop typing
<Vox> you're typing right now and i want you to stop
<Vox> dont jizzor my asshole
<Vox> lmao
<peej> Let’s dirty fuck.
<Vox> how much meth did you smoke just now
<peej> like seven
<Vox> seven meths
<Vox> you smoked seven meths
<peej> in fairness 1/3 was a meth baby that I chopped up and insufflated but yes
- <Rainbow_Dash> serious sam the random encounter goty
<shardz> goty?
<Rainbow_Dash> GAME OF THE YEAR
<Peej> game of the year
<shardz> Oh.
<shardz> Because I wrote a library called "goty".
<Rainbow_Dash> that statement was in that new sarcastic font
<shardz> But it meant "Go Troll Yourself". It was an IRC library for Go.
<Peej> oh my god
<Peej> that is the nerdiest thing ever said in this chat
* shardz bows
<Peej> for like 70 different reasons that are folding in on themselves like string theory
<Peej> holy shit
- <Rainbow_Dash> hm
<Rainbow_Dash> Sequence is a cool game
<vox> youre a cool game
<vox> i play u
<vox> at the arcade
<vox> put a couple tokens in your mouth
<vox> and just play u
<vox> gimme them tickets baby
<vox> unf
- <vox> the state looks down on sodomy
<vox> and thats about the time she hung up on me
<Concord_Jet> vox what kind of hex are we talking about when you say witch sex
<vox> cerebral palsy
<vox> nah just some boils or whatever
<vox> on my junk
<Concord_Jet> neither of htose are hexes
<vox> uh okay she casted magic missile at me
- <Dan> Huh.. They really have a work out device called the "Jack Rack"
<Dan> That's what we in the Army call a bunk bed with blankets around it so you can't see in inside
- Jess: GOD. DAMNIT. THIS cat farts so much though ahh he farts so goddamn much
- <Concord_Jet> what a terrible night to have a curse
<Concord_Jet> hey Spenc you got a ghost here
<vox> hurrr
<Concord_Jet> duurrrrrrrr
<vox> literal ritard
<vox> are you mocking me
<vox> when we have sex im imagining you're caprica six
<Concord_Jet> shut up nerd
<Concord_Jet> okay go ahead
<vox> okay you dont own me dad
- <InflectionPixel> i'm playing BF3 and i'm not overheating anymore
<Rainbow_Dash> it was making you overheat?
<InflectionPixel> yea, it was the only game doing that
<Rainbow_Dash> o_O
<InflectionPixel> it's a rule of thermodynamics
<Rainbow_Dash> is it because there are soooo many graphics
<InflectionPixel> all of the graphics
<Rainbow_Dash> that is a lot of graphics...
<Hair> XD
<Concord_Jet> too many if you ask me
- <Fluttershy> So, Jaron. Have you ever seen a movie entitled "The Covenant"
<barber_pole_butthole> don’t think so
<Fluttershy> so, did you ever see "The Craft"?
<Rainbow_Dash> I remember trailers for that
<barber_pole_butthole> don’t think so
<Rainbow_Dash> it looked like Jumper at night
<Fluttershy> Well, it's that. But with boys with nice bodies instead of chicks.
<barber_pole_butthole> WHICH
<vox> i fucked a witch once
<Fluttershy> The Covenant
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<vox> dang
<vox> she hexed me good after the ether wore off
- <Fluttershy> I love that my UK Harry Potter Blu Ray box set shipped from the UK 2 days ago.
<Fluttershy> and that the delivery estimate is Dec 21.
<barber_pole_butthole> wait
<barber_pole_butthole> from the UK?
<Fluttershy> yea
<Rainbow_Dash> p_o
<Fluttershy> region free
<Rainbow_Dash> po_o
<Rainbow_Dash> p_o
- <vip0r> SWAG FLU
<vip0r> jarons infected
<Concord_Jet> more like gay flu
<Concord_Jet> later
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<vip0r> fuck you andy
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- <vox> i wanna live in the fucking woods and just stab and eat fucking owls
<Concord_Jet> that is just fucking fantastic
<vox> we can live together
<vox> in the wood
<vox> s
<vox> just two bros
<vox> nothing gay
<vox> stabbing and eating owls
<vox> while we jo
<Concord_Jet> that sounds pretty gay
<vox> well its not because we wont look at each other
<vox> just the owl remains
<vox> come on andy what say you
<vox> come on man I COULD REALLY USE A FRIEND WHEN IM STABBING AND EATING OWLS IN THE WOODS.
<Concord_Jet> naw I'd rather be in my missile silo
<Concord_Jet> playing minature golf
<Concord_Jet> really is that too much to ask
<vip0r> sup nigs
<Concord_Jet> owls
<vip0r> shiet
<vox> sean come live in the woods with me
<vox> plenty of owls
<vip0r> owls keep it too real