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[00:37:57] <@Peejus> Spenc sometimes I feel like a Recommender of Quality Video Games but not this time because it's kind of a shoe-in
[00:38:15] <@vip0r> ah discussing glover are we
- [00:44:03] <@Peejus> Fwiw Halo's story is kind of stupid in that why build rings to kill all life in the galaxy just to prevent the flood
[00:44:06] <@Peejus> I mean I've killed thousands of flood
[00:44:11] <@Peejus> they're nto very hard to kill at all
[00:44:22] <%Kereth> who built the rings
[00:44:26] <%Kereth> maybe they don't have shotguns
[00:44:27] <@Peejus> You have the resources to build a fucking artifical ring world but not to kill the flood? come on
[00:44:29] <@Peejus> The Forerunners
[00:44:51] <%Kereth> they probably don't have shotguns
- [23:54:58] <+SolarS> "HOLY SHIT!!! That is a mother fucking THICK cock!!! [NWS]" I'm actually resisting clicking on this topic
[23:55:14] <@Peejus> That story is AWESOME
[23:55:16] <@Peejus> Also link
[23:55:25] <+SolarS> no man I'm gonna click this
[23:55:30] <+SolarS> FUck yuou
[23:55:41] <@Androidshasa> Toilet paper
[23:55:41] <+SolarS> oh it's just a link to a video
[23:55:49] <+SolarS> that's dumb this is dumb
[23:55:56] <@Androidshasa> Thx
[23:56:04] <@Rakshasa> no problem babe <#
[23:56:12] <@Peejus> Btw Anthony
[23:56:19] <@Peejus> The rece--oh my god you just requested TP over IRC
[23:56:25] <@Peejus> This is the best thing that has happened ever
[23:56:32] <+SolarS> lmao
[23:56:37] <@Peejus> Holy shit I'm so happy
- [03:36:03] <%Concord_Jet> I wonder where the term "shitfaced" came from
[03:45:21] <@Dan> From the root words "shit" and "face"
- <@Peej> I wonder if games will just become physics simulations
<@Peej> set the air's temperature, humidity, etc
<+SolarS> I'd buy it
<+SolarS> sims 4
<@Peej> Like oh Batman's cape is actually just doing this because it is a cloth with these values and the wind is realistically coming in at this direction and being altered by the landscape this way
<+SolarS> set thermostat/humidifier
<+SolarS> watch sims get uncomfortable
<+SolarS> best seller
- <%Kereth> I was talking about drugs
<%Kereth> DRUGS!
<@Dan> YEAH, INCENSE TO GET HIGH?
<@Dan> Peoplea re doing that here too
<@Dan> Wooooooooo
<%Kereth> no
<%Kereth> to cover up bad smells
<%Kereth> we're not at war over here people don't have to huff incense sticks to get high
<%Concord_Jet> uh excuse me what about the war on christmas
- <@Dan> Holy shit, I'm getting about 3KB/sec
<@Dan> This is amazing
<@Dan> Fuck yeah
<@Dan> Damn you, phone! Don't light up if I don't have a new text!
<@Peej> Dan, on one hand, those 28k speeds do indeed suck
<@Dan> I'm used to getting less than 1KB/sec, man
<@Peej> On the other, you're still on the Internet while HALFWAY ACROSS THE WORLD IN A GIANT DESERT.
<@Dan> It's not a giant desert, that's Iraq
<@Dan> This is mountain land with 300 billion rocks everywher
<@Peej> Dan, really?
<@Dan> Yeah, man. I don't see desert here, I see mountains and rocks
<@Dan> Lots of fucking rocks
<@Dan> Jesus there are a lot of rocks
<%Concord_Jet> afghanistan is pretty much all mountains jaron
<@Dan> I decided when God waas done creating the earth, he took all the leftover rocks and put them here
- <%Kereth> appy 154th birthday, Tesla
<&Peej> Tesla-kuuuuuuun~ ^_^
<%Kereth> Eternal Sonata 2: Tesla
<&Peej> Oh jesus fuck no
<%Kereth> but jaron-sama it would be so kawaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ^__________________________________________________________________^
<%Kereth> ....k. gonna go wash my hands.
- <+SolarS> man I was reading that drug discussion
<+SolarS> and just realized
<+SolarS> the internet is closer to a schedule I drug than weed
- <+SolarS> I’d still argue that I’m more awesome but whatever floats your boat
<+SolarS> and then above my awesome is sean who is making mad bank doing hella cool things
<@Rado> regarding fred's loving RO and hating wow, there are probably not enough underaged girls playing wow
<@Rado> or not enough to sate fred's lust anyway
<+vox> who told fred he could use the words 'mad' and 'hella'
- <@vip0r> i need to go to costco get a new 72 pack of toilet paper
<@vip0r> and some oatmeal, a related purchase
- <%Kereth> but yeah man who in Z wouldn't I chill with
<%Kereth> aside from the obvious
<%Kereth> (I'm afraid vox is a little too crazy, though)
<@Peej> Ha ha nah Vox is mad rad
<@Peej> We used to chat it up on the phone all the time
<+SolarS> i luv vox
<%Kereth> FRED GO BACK IN YOUR HOLE
- Concord_Jet> someone got banned for saying one of the female LPer's had a cute sneeze
<Peej> ha ha
<vip0r> good
<Concord_Jet> or maybe it was a probate
<Peej> Nip that fred shit at the bud
<Peej> make an example
--- Concord_Jet has banned *!*how@cloak-8A97E41A.ph.ph.cox.net
<Concord_Jet> like that?
<Concord_Jet> oh wait
--- Concord_Jet has banned *!*@*.ph.ph.cox.net
*** SolarS was kicked by Concord_Jet (Concord_Jet)
<Concord_Jet> double ban
- <Rado> damn you I can't op you because you are already op'd
+++ Rado has given op to Concord_Jet
<Rado> PROXY OP
<Rado> whoa almost spilled rum and coke all over my laptop
<vip0r> congrats andy
<Concord_Jet> huh?
+++ vip0r has taken op from Concord_Jet
<Concord_Jet> oh
<Rado> ahah aw shit sean bringin on the pain
- <Rado> hahaha the gromble
<Rado> he wears high-heels
<vip0r> man that is some weird shit to expose to kids
<Peej> ^
<vip0r> now that u think about it
<Rado> that is true
<Peej> Yeah if I went back and watched that I'd prbably just be like oh god
<Rado> HEY MAN. IT IS STILL COOL. IN A 90'S WAY.
<vip0r> tht would explain my hooker kicking my balls in high heels fetish, but whatever
- <Rakshasa> AHH! Real Monsters takes on a whole new light when you're watching it as a 24 year old
<Rado> I will try to remember to watch it when I am 24. I am only 22!! oh my god I'm 22
<Rakshasa> and while I've been watching Rugrats, I've been wondering how the hell Tommy can escape, get kidnapped, or be tortured, and 1) his parents have no clue and 2) he has no issues about these things in "All Grown Up"
<Rakshasa> Rugrats is over 11 years old, Travis.
<vip0r> rugrats annoyed the fuck out of me
<Rakshasa> in fact, it's actually almost 20 :(
<Rado> NNNNOOO
<Rakshasa> that's because you're Business Gangsta, Sean. Gangstas weren't down with the Pickles
<Rado> I was hella down with the pickles. I fuckin' lovev pickles.
<vip0r> i only like pickles in the anus and mouth, in that order
- <Peej> You know
<Peej> If, for whatever reason, I'm ever invited to speak at GDC
<Peej> I would give my presentation in nothing but a stuffed thong.
<Peej> A few minutes in I would ask the audience if any of them felt uncomfortable, to just go ahead and raise their hands if they are
<Kereth> let's make a game
<Peej> Then I'd follow it up with, "THIS IS HOW WOMEN FEEL WHEN THEY PLAY YOUR GAMES WHERE FEMALES WEAR BIKINIS OVER THEIR DD CUP BREASTS INTO *BATTLE*. FUCKING STOP IT."
<vip0r> fuck you man
<Kereth> I must be playin the wrong games
<vip0r> its so fucking hot i jack off all ovr my tv and beat myself with a frying pan
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<SolarS> huh
<Concord_Jet> according to the palyers guide and such
<swyft> dear god
<swyft> I was just about to be mean to fred, and then he joins
<swyft> freaky shit
<Peej> He knows man
<Piemongler> Creepy
<Concord_Jet> hurp blurp poop
<swyft> now I feel he's sitting there quietly judging me
- <vocks> oh man
<vocks> so
<vocks> you guys
<vocks> know about special k right
<Peej> ketamine?
<vocks> yea
<vip0r> you mean relient k
<vocks> no sean i do not
<vip0r> fuck
<vocks> i absolutely do not
<vocks> why would
<vocks> come on man
- <vocks> whats been happenin
<vocks> i care about each and every one of you
<vocks> haha i rescind that
<vocks> someone kb fred and ill say it again
--- Kereth has banned *!*@cloak-8A97E41A.ph.ph.cox.net
*** SolarS was kicked by Kereth (Kereth)
- <@Peej> Bush-chan would be better than Hitler-chan imo
- <vip0r> i prefer sam fisher to snake
<vip0r> i can relate to hanging in low lit areas waiting for people to come by and then touching them
- <Peej> I love how you talk about programming like a gangsta
<Peej> If you wrote a programming book I'd read it
<vip0r> programmin for hood rats volume 1
<vip0r> all up in dat ass
- <Concord_Jet> http://74.125.113.132/search?q=cache:74JcgpfNZLsJ:forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php%3Fthreadid%3D3244630+Scorch+lay+back+on+the+divan+by+the+open+window+that+looked+out+on+the+sea.+The+breeze+ruffled+the+thick+Ramonesque+curls+of+her+hair+and+tousled+gently+but+firmly+the+unbelted+robe+from+off+her+gigantic+bazongers.+%22Oh+take+me+now+Prince+of+Dicks!%22+she+said+arousedly.+Her+nipples+were+like+two+big+hard+round+rose+pe
<Concord_Jet> tals+and+her+pussy+was+probably+real+wet+because+it+was+that+kind+of+horny+summer+afternoon.&cd=9&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a
<Concord_Jet> lol oops
<Peej> There was a Gamasutra article by Leigh that was positing that maybe the flaws were actually part of what made the first game good
<Kereth> but
<Peej> And that, because NMH2 is objectively better mechanics-wise, maybe it lost something
<Concord_Jet> DON'T MIDN ME
- <SolarS> man
<SolarS> I had coffee this morning before my astrophysics test
<SolarS> really helped on the test
<SolarS> but I've felt like shit all day because of it
<v0x> fred shut the fuck up
<SolarS> clearly the answer is I should have more caffeine constantly
<v0x> theres a saying around here about that fred
<SolarS> vox I won’t shut up, faggot
<v0x> i didnt help your mom bleach her asshole so i could skullfuck her until she passed out from exhaustion ~ ovid
<v0x> it means you should treasure the good in life and dont question the bad so much.
<SolarS> okay
<SolarS> thanks for the enlightenment
<v0x> dont thank me, the enlightenment was in your mother's asshole all along
<v0x> (after we bleached it)
<SolarS> amazing
- <Concord_Jet> I offended a cave the other day
<Rado> how'd you managethat
<Rado> caves are usually pretty chill
<Concord_Jet> well I stole all the treasures in it
<Concord_Jet> in a great cave offensive if you will
- <Peej> Oh man Tim I am so annoyed
<Peej> lol probably
<Peej> But my friend picked me up Dead Space used from Blockbuster for $10
<Peej> no manual but the case is in *really* good condition from never being handed out and the disc is scratched but plays just fine and I have it installed anyways
<Peej> But on the front of the case was a blockbuster sticker
<Peej> It took me like 5 fucking minutes to get it up with my nail
<Peej> despite being so careful
<Peej> it still gave the plastic that mark
<Peej> and the sticker left the fucking gummiest, sticky residue
<Peej> So now I can't put it with my other games because it STICKS to shit
<Peej> I have to get some goo gone and hope that petroleum shit doesn't ruin the case
<SolarS> :<
<Hair> probably not a good idea
<Peej> look, either make it a non-stick, no-tear sticker
<Peej> or go out of business
<Peej> (BB is choosing the second! oh snap! sick burn!)
<SolarS> well you still bought it!
<SolarS> owned.
<Peej> I didn't buy it, Joe did
<Peej> I didn't even notice the sticker at the time
<SolarS> well okay
<Peej> they fucked up SNES carts too
<Peej> I still have some
<SolarS> I'm just saying that most people probably don't give a shit
<Hair> I know I tried to clean some sticky shit and paper off of an old dreamcast game with some Goof Off....it straight up fucked up the disc, so I'd imagine it'd fuck up the case too
<Peej> just fucking covered in their metallic shit
<SolarS> and won't let it affect their purchase
<Peej> Oh no no it's not on the game Tim
<Peej> It's on the case
<Peej> The sticker was on the bottom left of the case just barely covered the M for mature logo
<SolarS> I certainly don't think about the stickers when I buy a game but okay bro
<Peej> I knwo this because I can see the residue
<Peej> Other than this all my games are new and in good condition
<Hair> Well it ate up the disc which is plastic, and the case is plastic....
<Peej> yeah
<Peej> I have no idea how to get this goop off
<Hair> like putting the shit in a styrofoam cup
<Peej> only other thing that bugs me is my Burnout Paradise case is the HORRIBLE, ATROCIOUS, WHAT-ARE-YOU-DOING platinum hits one
<Peej> Heh heh
<Hair> ammonia-based cleaners? Somethingliek windex
<SolarS> jaron maybe a razor?
<Hair> err, something like
<Peej> Fred I already gouged the cover just with my nail
<SolarS> ah
<Peej> I think a cleaning razor would gouge it too it's not hard enough of a surface
<Peej> I wonder if 409 or Windex really would get it off
<Peej> It'd be especially nice if it didn't fuck up this otherwise great case
<SolarS> argh why is it that the only laptop I've found that fits what I want is $2000
<Peej> like discoloring it or ruining the plastic
<Peej> not the only thing I need to get goop off of btw
<Concord_Jet> I wanna be the very best
<Peej> I like this tin LIKE NOONE EVER WAS
<Peej> TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST
<Peej> TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUUUUUUUUUSE
<SolarS> :3
<Peej> man
<Peej> that was Pavlovian
<Peej> I could not help myself there, okay
<Concord_Jet> I love that the first time I've been able to completely hijack a conversation was with the theme song to pokemon
<Concord_Jet> between you two talkinga bout computer sutff
<Concord_Jet> or plastics
<Concord_Jet> whatever
- <Concord_Jet> so do you have any robots
<Dan> Like we as in my company, or we as in the Army?
<Concord_Jet> the first one
<Dan> Ehh... I think we've got ravens (UAVs)
<Dan> No cool shit like EOD though
<Concord_Jet> is there a procedure for those or do you just toss one up if you're feeling antsy
- <Hair> DAN
<Dan> HAIR
<Hair> HOW YOU DOIN
<Dan> PRETTY SHITTY HONESTLY
<Hair> Why?
<Concord_Jet> he's in the army
<Dan> nah, the Army is sweet. This company kind of screwed me, and then some other things on the side
<Hair> :/
<Dan> (Don't fall for females in the Army, bad idea)
<Concord_Jet> did you get injected with nanomachines
<Concord_Jet> but dan, does that mean love can't bloom on the battlefield?
- <Concord_Jet> sniping in rainbow six over 56k was like a fancy version of battleship
- (16:34:17) Julian Nehammer: holy shit there is an octopus in that woman's vagina
(16:34:33) Julian Nehammer: I havn't checked 2up in some time
(16:34:53) Jaron Sphar: XFD
(16:36:12) Julian Nehammer: rado has issues
(16:36:15) Julian Nehammer: serious serious issues
(16:36:37) Julian Nehammer: that evidently went completely unnoticed by me for several years
(16:37:48) Jaron Sphar: XFD yes
(16:37:54) Jaron Sphar: I've finally figured it out man
(16:37:59) Jaron Sphar: He's got a thing for deformation
(16:38:01) Jaron Sphar: Abnormality
(16:38:10) Jaron Sphar: Midgets, mega obese, super ugly, etc
(16:38:13) Jaron Sphar: It amuses him to no end
(16:38:17) Jaron Sphar: Terrifies the rest of us
(16:38:45) Julian Nehammer: it's like being an unbaptised catholic staring into the gates of hell
(16:38:59) Julian Nehammer: I feel visually raped, violated, abused, and I am thinking about ringing childline
- <Peej> Windows: opensuse? what's that? no that's okay you don't need that. You're...out of space. Yes. It's all gone. You've got me, though!
- <Concord_Jet> hello i am an anime artist
<Concord_Jet> i draw beautiful backgrounds and color well, BUT I HATE THE HUMAN FACE SO FUCKING MUCH
- [11:38:24] <@THELAW> oh shit I'm retarded
[11:38:38] <@THELAW> I must have dropped something on my blackberry last night, my screen is cracked
[11:42:39] <%Kereth> they don't do anything about that do they
[11:42:44] <%Kereth> the phone gods
- [23:13:05] <@Peej> Mum said ATM machine today and I laughed at her
[23:13:13] <@Rakshasa> PIN NUMBER MOTHERFUCKER
[23:13:15] <@Rado> LOOL IT HAS MACHINE IN IT ALREADY
[23:13:19] <%Kereth> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
[23:13:21] <%Kereth> ATMM
[23:13:26] <@Rakshasa> WORDS
[23:13:27] <@Rakshasa> HUMOR
[23:13:33] <@Peej> so I'm never talking ever again. :(
- <+Brittie> my brother just looked me straight in the eye and said, "I will be a WWE wrestler someday, and if you laugh, you get no money from me"
- (18:39:42) ConkertheGreat: the base of the flourescent lightbulb above my desk is turning yellow
(18:39:45) ConkertheGreat: http://www.vintagecomputing.com/index.php/archives/189 related?
(18:40:12) MidnightsEternal: if it's flourescent it's probably starting to bake
(18:40:25) MidnightsEternal: keep an eye on it and make sure it lifts right
(18:40:29) ConkertheGreat: what
(18:40:35) MidnightsEternal: flour-escent
(18:40:36) ConkertheGreat: its a power saving bulb
(18:40:39) ConkertheGreat: oh
(18:40:44) ConkertheGreat: I hate you for that
(18:40:46) ConkertheGreat: I always will
- [23:02:31] <@Peej> GRAMMAR QUESTION
[23:02:50] <@Peej> Whether you do ?! or !? depends on context, correct?
[23:03:31] <@Peej> ?! showing that it's a question with emphasis whereas !? is more emphasis with like sarcasm or being rhetroical or something
[23:03:51] <+SolarS> I don't know?!
[23:03:59] <@Peej> ha ha ass
[23:03:59] <+vip0r> I don't know!?
[23:04:08] <@Peej> I hate you all :D
[23:04:29] <@Rakshasa> What the fuck?!
[23:04:41] <+vip0r> Ooh boy, you're so nasty!?
[23:04:49] <@Rakshasa> jajaja
- [16:59:05] <@Rado> hahaha I am so goddamn retarded
[17:00:33] <%coucho> no argument there
[17:02:36] * coucho was kicked by Rado (you will speak when spoken to)
- 04:15 <@Rado> there are too fucking few of you
04:16 <@Rado> where have all the good men gone and wheer are all the gods
04:16 -!- mode/#zovnds.org [+oo shardz vip0r] by Rado
04:16 <@Rado> there they are
04:16 <@shardz> Yay
04:16 * shardz has POWER
04:16 <@Rado> yo got da powar
04:16 -!- mode/#zovnds.org [+b *!*samuel@*.staticfree.info] by shardz
04:16 <@shardz> Mwuahaha
04:17 -!- mode/#zovnds.org [-b *!*samuel@*.staticfree.info] by shardz
04:17 <@Rado> ahahha did you just ban yourself
04:17 <@Rado> yoi are a man after my own heart
04:17 <@shardz> That's right folks.
04:17 <@shardz> I am out of my mind.
- [01:42:30] <@Peej> I wish I had a vagina
[01:42:39] <%Kereth> mine's all purple and swirly and shit
- [14:04:25] <@THELAW> apparently if I want to be a lion all I have to do is not dry my hair with a towel after I get out of the shower
[14:04:39] <+SolarS> rawr ;3
[14:04:41] <@THELAW> this is like a goddamn main
[14:04:50] <+SolarS> mane
[14:06:05] <@Peej> Rado that's awesome
[14:06:06] * SolarS was kicked by THELAW (FRED FOUGHT THELAW AND THELAW WON)
- [13:26:50] <@THELAW> jaron
[13:26:56] <@THELAW> I was taking a shower just now
[13:27:01] <@THELAW> and my phone was right beside the shower
[13:27:04] <@THELAW> heard the phone ring
[13:27:09] <@THELAW> looked over to see who it was
[13:27:14] <@THELAW> "DANIEL THOMAN"
[13:27:19] <@THELAW> "OH MY GOD DAN IS CALLING ME"
[13:27:32] <@THELAW> turn the shower off, dry my head a bit, pick up the phone
[13:27:40] <@THELAW> "HI D--" "THE GAME" "...D:"
- -> -Rado- You would appreciate this code
-Rado- you calling me gay you faggot FAGOT
-> -Rado- yes
-Rado- oh, well then!
- * Rado sets mode: +o Concord_Jet
<@Rado> ANDY IS THE LAW
* Rado sets mode: +o Hair
<@Rado> TIM IS THE LAW
* Rado sets mode: +o vip0r
<@Rado> SEAN IS THE LAW
* Rado sets mode: +o Xorm
<@Rado> ASHIM IS THE LAW
* Rado sets mode: +o Vox
<@Rado> VOX IS THE....NO
* Rado sets mode: -o Vox
- <@Rado> I never thought I'd google "erotic muppet fanfiction"
- <+shardz> Although now that I figured out how to not be gay I pretty much just have to clean up a few of my other scripts and I'm all set.
<@Peej> oh my god
<@Peej> I'm cracking up
<@Peej> because I'm taking that literally
<@Peej> so literally
<@Peej> Like I can only imagine you typing all slowly and effiminetly
<@Peej> talking to yourself with a flamboyant lisp
<@Peej> And then you like figured out how to cut that shit out and type 120 WPM
<@Peej> god I can't stop laughing I have tears
<@Peej> i am so tired ahhahahah
- 08:02 <%coucho> I AM THE ANTICHRIST, THAT'S WHAT I STRIVE TO BE, YOUR GOD LEFT ME BEHIND, AND SET ME SOUL TO BE FREE
08:02 <%coucho> s/ME/MY/
- [05:53:57] <@Peej> You know what sounds great right now?
[05:53:58] <@Peej> Angry sex
[05:54:39] <+shardz> Lemme pee first.
[05:57:12] <+shardz> I actually went to the bathroom. \m/
- <@Peej> Hey just a quick shout-out to my Internet peeps if you disable JS or even worse block cookies may your dick rot in your stomach
<+Vox> i do both those things my favorite website is about:blank this is web 3.0 my friends you dont need the internet jsut a computer with a browser and 500 micrograms of lsd